Bass Bashes. An idea.

[stewblack]

Thinking of our recent outing to darkest Somerset, and it occurred to me there was something missing.

Well. Someone I should say.

I think we ought to pass a law stating that his royal Highness Ped , our founder and glorious leader, should be compelled to attend any such gathering.

Imagine the boost in publicity, the increase in ticket sales, when bassbashers are offered the chance to kneel before him, touch the hem of his ermine robes and maybe even kiss his ring.

 

[ubit]

Just now, stewblack said:

maybe even kiss his ring.

 

 

 

Eew! I will do anything for love but I WON'T do that!

[Guest]

If bashers want HRB to be a bashee, locating them rather more north and east of Somerset would help attract his attention (The problem with that would be the risk of attracting my attention, too)

[Rich]

But that means us Somersetians would have to cross the border from the hallowed lands into the Outside Realms. All our maps have everything north-east of Flax Bourton labelled as 'Heere Be Dragons'. 

 

[Frank Blank]

19 minutes ago, Rich said:

But that means us Somersetians would have to cross the border from the hallowed lands into the Outside Realms. All our maps have everything north-east of Flax Bourton labelled as 'Heere Be Dragons'. 

 

All our maps have everything south-west of Flax Bourton labelled as 'There be pasties'.

[GuyR]

3 hours ago, stewblack said:

 touch the hem of his ermine robes and maybe even kiss his ring.

 

If you had any expectations of high ticket sales, that sentence has rectum

[Rich]

3 minutes ago, GuyR said:

If you had any expectations of high ticket sales, that sentence has rectum

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again...

 

[GuyR]

9 minutes ago, Rich said:

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again...

 

Sorry, I couldn’t help myself........

[Old Horse Murphy]

3 hours ago, Rich said:

But that means us Somersetians would have to cross the border from the hallowed lands into the Outside Realms. All our maps have everything north-east of Flax Bourton labelled as 'Heere Be Dragons'. 

 

believe me, there are some dragons in Flax Bourton. I've met them!

[warwickhunt]

We built a wall in the North to keep such people out... oh wait I'm on the wrong side of it!  

 

[ped]

Nice idea but my helicopter doesn't have that sort of range

[SpondonBassed]

8 minutes ago, ped said:

Nice idea but my helicopter doesn't have that sort of range

 

I'm sure we could organise a relay of members to get you across the country.  It's been done with basses before.

[ped]

Suppose that would be ok

 

 

[stewblack]

☝️this is what I had in mind

[Guest]

[yorks5stringer]

Don't know if we could afford ped: I've heard he doesn't leave the house for less than £18.00.......

[Geek99]

11 hours ago, Rich said:

But that means us Somersetians would have to cross the border from the hallowed lands into the Outside Realms. All our maps have everything north-east of Flax Bourton labelled as 'Heere Be Dragons'. 

 

Obviously they have heard of mansfield … :😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[Geek99]

6 hours ago, ped said:

Nice idea but my helicopter doesn't have that sort of range

I knew it - he’s actually Prince Andrew 

[zbd1960]

11 hours ago, Rich said:

But that means us Somersetians would have to cross the border from the hallowed lands into the Outside Realms. All our maps have everything north-east of Flax Bourton labelled as 'Heere Be Dragons'. 

 

"Terra Incognita"