Will someone please kick me up the backside?

[neepheid]

Got a rehearsal in 3 days, a gig in 5, 6-odd songs to learn (Christmas ones, use twice then discard, yay), a dozen more that could use work and I can't be ar$ed doing any of it

 

[Nail Soup]

Sure, what level do you need? Carpet slipper, loafer or steel toe cap?

[neepheid]

3 minutes ago, Nail Soup said:

Sure, what level do you need? Carpet slipper, loafer or steel toe cap?

 

Let's try the loafer, if that doesn't work then at least we'll have a level higher to try

[TheGreek]

HA!!! We've found you out!!

 

You're really a guitarist....

Edited November 29, 2021 by TheGreek

[Geek99]

Well that’s fighting talk 🤭

 

the man said he needed a kick up the backside, not to be called a worthless egotistical lazy guitard 

Edited November 29, 2021 by Geek99

[neepheid]

Guitarist? I'll show you!

 

Get me a cup of tea, I've got practising to do!

[Geek99]

@TheGreek now you’ve got him really upset - he’ll come round to your house and relic a Stratocaster on your finest China dogs. **
 

 

**assuming he was wearing gloves so as not to make actual skin contact with a weedy stringed monstrosity  

[Maude]

Get on with it! 

 

I'm lacing up my winklepickers as we speak. 

 

[Bolo]

Punk version Christmas is best Christmas.

[Teebs]

11 hours ago, neepheid said:

Got a rehearsal in 3 days, a gig in 5, 6-odd songs to learn (Christmas ones, use twice then discard, yay), a dozen more that could use work and I can't be ar$ed doing any of it

 

Get a bottle of mulled wine & drink it whilst practicing to get in the Xmas mood.

 

Yay.

 

[Woodinblack]

12 hours ago, neepheid said:

Got a rehearsal in 3 days, a gig in 5, 6-odd songs to learn (Christmas ones, use twice then discard, yay), a dozen more that could use work and I can't be ar$ed doing any of it

 

 

No problem, ignore it and then panic the day before, that always works!

[SteveXFR]

Christmas you say? That'll involve at least a mention of snow and ice. That'll be a job for the crampons

[Steve Browning]

 

[Fozza]

Edited November 30, 2021 by Fozza

[gjones]

I think it's time to take up Morris Dancing.

[fleabag]

I'm polishing my  size 10 lace up Lumberjack boots as we speak.  These bad boys will turn you inside out.

 

Bend over and brace yerself

[Hutton]

I'm local. I could come round with a big stick and stand over you until you learn them.😂

[Cosmo Valdemar]

Just play by feel, you'll be fine!

[neepheid]

It's cool, being accused of being a guitarist was the hoof up the backside I needed, got to disprove that nonsense