Grimalkin Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 There's an old proverb about this: "When one has selected new bass, one must select new wife." Wipe the slate so to speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_5 Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Just now, Grimalkin said: There's an old proverb about this: "When one has selected new bass, one must select new wife." Wipe the slate so to speak. That’s surely the most expensive way to buy a bass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimalkin Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 1 minute ago, paul_5 said: That’s surely the most expensive way to buy a bass? There are several 'two for one' package deals available nowadays, especially if you use mail-order. You can get both delivered at the same time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggaebass Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 You could always wear this T shirt 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agwin Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 How about a one in one out policy? Whether that's basses or wives is up to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Just slap her on the derrière and say 'get the dinner on love'. Yes I'm single 😟 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andermtc Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 On 08/01/2022 at 17:19, Rich said: A drummer mate of mine once managed to introduce an entire new range-topping Yamaha kit to the house by simply ensuring it was the same colour as his existing one. I tried that with a Lotus Elise years ago, same colour, faster, higher spec etc, she noticed in 30secs.🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin8708 Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Buy a bass in her favourite colour , it’s amazing how accepting women are if they like the colour . Keep to the same model , if they look vaguely similar , you can say you’ve had it for ages . Occationally sell a bass , this helps with the “one in , one out “ theory . My wife is acutely aware of my buying and selling habits , if you buy well , you will rarely loose money , and you get to enjoy a great instrument to boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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