Nail Soup Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 So the electric scooters are going for hi-hat and tuba for the on-board sound. How can bass guitar get in on the electric vehicle sound malarkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velarian Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 I get the hi-hat bit but surely the lower frequency tuba hum would be less directional and not give much clue as to where the scooter was coming from? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maude Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 The scooters could have built in proximity sensors to detect nearby pedestrians and play a little Seinfeld slap bass solo when in range. It would be effective and brighten up everyone's day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassfinger Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 A few bars of Lemmy from Damage Case would be more appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delberthot Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 That's all we need - people will think that they're being chased along the pavement by a brass band How about bagpipes? That'll get people moving out of the way quick enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris_b Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Can't we just ban E-Scooters and fix the problem that way? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus Lukin Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 (edited) - Edited March 16, 2022 by Jus Lukin 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nail Soup Posted January 30, 2022 Author Share Posted January 30, 2022 I'm thinking that it could be a simple quarter note I-V bass pattern, which speeds up according to the vehicle speed. It would certainly make them less attractive to ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barking Spiders Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 On 29/01/2022 at 11:56, Maude said: The scooters could have built in proximity sensors to detect nearby pedestrians and play a little Seinfeld slap bass solo when in range. It would be effective and brighten up everyone's day. I think some BCers would rather throw themselves in front of a scooter than listen to a hooter sounding like slap bass 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 I may have several heath isues but, nonetheless, I have come to terms with the fact that I expect to die by scooter on a pavement. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahpook Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 On 29/01/2022 at 10:33, Nail Soup said: How can bass guitar get in on the electric vehicle sound malarkey? It can't - the noise is supposed to make people notice the scooter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velarian Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 9 hours ago, Nail Soup said: I'm thinking that it could be a simple quarter note I-V bass pattern, which speeds up according to the vehicle speed. It would certainly make them less attractive to ride. Just to expand on this idea, how about the the theme from Jaws that speeds up as it approaches a detected person? 🦈 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Bassy Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 2 hours ago, Velarian said: Just to expand on this idea, how about the the theme from Jaws that speeds up as it approaches a detected person? 🦈 I was reading this thread and thought "I've got a cracking Idea". But you beat me to it you bugger (in the nicest possible sense of the word) - by two hours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimR Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 22 hours ago, Jus Lukin said: Not riding like a c*nt isn't an option, then? Surely the responsibility should squarely rest on the rider not to put pedestrians at risk, not for pedestrians to dive out of the way in time, deaf, blind, or otherwise. Yeah, I'm getting old, but are the concepts of community, respect, and responsibility so dead that we resort to automatic warnings to make up for a complete disregard for the consequences of our actions? Keep running people over? How's about slowing down and giving them some space, you selfish bellend? How in the name of god is a hi-hat and a tuba blast better than 'excuse me, please'? The point is people are unpredictable. If you slow down and warn them of your presence well in advance, they won't suddenly decide to veer off in an unexpected direction when they suddenly become aware of something behind them. It happens to me a lot when out running and I run slowly. People still jump out of their skins unless I call out well in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimR Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Legally, all mechanically propelled vehicles (including mobility scootters) should be on the road unless they're doing less than 4mph. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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