Greetings!

[Ebenue]

Hello from a Basschat newb. I make music with @Frank Blank. The weirdest bass I have ever owned was an Ashbory (DeArmond). I have been playing stringed instruments for 38 years. I like dissonance.

[Frank Blank]

Yay!

 

Welcome @Ebenue. Even though I saw you just a few hours ago 👍

[Reggaebass]

Welcome Ebenue 👍

[Ebenue]

Thanks! Good to be aboard 🙂

[Dad3353]

Good evening, @Ebenue, and ...

 

Plenty to read and amuse you here, and lots to learn and share.  

 

(...despite what Frank has told you ...)

[SpondonBassed]

Welcome Ebenue.

[ezbass]

 

 

 

[Raymondo]

Frank said I have to say hello... I mean ... I might have done anyway but ... who's gonna risk the wrath Mr Blank?

 

I would avoid the DOI thread if I was you .... you may see a different , erm.. side  to your duo partner.... though you do like dissonance so...   😉

 

Welcome by the way.. we are all friendly on here really.

👍

[Frank Blank]

5 minutes ago, Raymondo said:

Frank said I have to say hello... I mean ... I might have done anyway but ... who's gonna risk the wrath Mr Blank?

 

Yeah, after all, I had a curry last night.

 

[Si600]

Like wot Mondieu sed, Frank told us to come and say hello.

 

Excessive use of menaces is wot it is, he's a bully in here I tells ee.

 

Welcome to the madhouse. 

[Ebenue]

13 minutes ago, Raymondo said:

 

I would avoid the DOI thread if I was you .... 

 

That sounds like an invitation I can’t refuse, haha! Well, technically I can refuse it, or rather, I have to for the present- until I have made five posts, no less! See you there at length!

[Frank Blank]

7 minutes ago, Si600 said:

Excessive use of menaces is wot it is, he's a bully in here I tells ee.

…and I’ve got all the stuffing up one end 600.

[Raymondo]

21 minutes ago, Frank Blank said:

 

Yeah, after all, I had a curry last night.

 

Isn't that a statement you can make every morning?

[Frank Blank]

Just now, Raymondo said:

Isn't that a statement you can make every morning?

Most mornings, what of it..?

[Raymondo]

5 minutes ago, Frank Blank said:

Most mornings, what of it..?

Nothing dear chap.... no .. nothing ... I was merely ... erm... err... pointing it out.

 

*Rummages under the stairs for his WW11  standard issue ( adapted) gas mask *

Edited February 19, 2022 by Raymondo

[upside downer]

Welcome aboard, @Ebenue 

[skankdelvar]

Hi Ebenue and welcome to the forum 

[Osiris]

Alright me duck 

 

(Unfortunately, I'm another one of the many, many people Frank threatened to kick in the pippies if I didn't drop by to say hello)

[Raymondo]

41 minutes ago, Ebenue said:

That sounds like an invitation I can’t refuse, haha! Well, technically I can refuse it, or rather, I have to for the present- until I have made five posts, no less! See you there at length!

I didn't know that there was a minimum post count to enter the DOI...

Intriguing !

 

Do they have to be of a certain standard? Or can you just ask...

 

(1)  Is it good for metal?

(2) Tone wood ...yes or no?

(3) P bass or J?

(4) Pastorius  or Adam Clayton?

(5) Heft ?

 

[ezbass]

1 hour ago, Ebenue said:

That sounds like an invitation I can’t refuse, haha! Well, technically I can refuse it, or rather, I have to for the present- until I have made five posts, no less! See you there at length!

No, it’s a sincere warning. If you choose to ignore it is on you. It’s too late for some of us . Be afraid, be very afraid.   

[Ebenue]

19 minutes ago, Raymondo said:

I didn't know that there was a minimum post count to enter the DOI...

Intriguing !

 

Do they have to be of a certain standard? Or can you just ask...

 

(1)  Is it good for metal?

(2) Tone wood ...yes or no?

(3) P bass or J?

(4) Pastorius  or Adam Clayton?

(5) Heft ?

 

I’m currently experimenting to see: if I contribute five times to this thread will that count? Failing that I’m going to ask:

(1) Which end do I hold it?

(2) Which way up does it go?

(3) Why does it have that thingy in the middle?

(4) What is the best colour?

(5) Progressive attenuation in the studio environment, a light discourse on at what point(s) during the epic journey of the alternate compression and rarefaction of air and its conversion into binary data should said attenuation take place: discuss.

[Ricky 4000]

Welcome! 🙂___ 👍

[Ricky 4000]

1 minute ago, Ebenue said:

(5) Progressive attenuation in the studio environment, a light discourse on at what point(s) during the epic journey of the alternate compression and rarefaction of air and its conversion into binary data should said attenuation take place: discuss.

 

Oh gawd, it's another Blank... 😄

[ezbass]

2 minutes ago, Ebenue said:

I’m currently experimenting to see: if I contribute five times to this thread will that count? Failing that I’m going to ask:

(1) Which end do I hold it?

(2) Which way up does it go?

(3) Why does it have that thingy in the middle?

(4) What is the best colour?

(5) Progressive attenuation in the studio environment, a light discourse on at what point(s) during the epic journey of the alternate compression and rarefaction of air and its conversion into binary data should said attenuation take place: discuss.

It wasn’t until I got to number 5 that I realised that the list was bass related and not, er, um. Perhaps I’ll just leave it there.

[Raymondo]

16 minutes ago, Ebenue said:

I’m currently experimenting to see: if I contribute five times to this thread will that count? Failing that I’m going to ask:

(1) Which end do I hold it?

(2) Which way up does it go?

(3) Why does it have that thingy in the middle?

(4) What is the best colour?

(5) Progressive attenuation in the studio environment, a light discourse on at what point(s) during the epic journey of the alternate compression and rarefaction of air and its conversion into binary data should said attenuation take place: discuss.

No idea about the first four but the last one's a piece of pizz.. you'll never get away with it!