Greetings!

[Bridgehouse]

1 minute ago, Geek99 said:

You forgot “how many basses is too many?” and “help, my SO has spotted the new bass… WTF should I do?”

 

Or "FRFR: Yay, Nay, OOOft, or Huh?"

[Ricky 4000]

3 minutes ago, Geek99 said:

You forgot “how many basses is too many?” and “help, my SO has spotted the new bass… WTF should I do?”

 

I would pretend to be somebody else, probably from Poland.

[Richard R]

This could also be the first greeting thread to get locked for descending into Iniquity!

[Raymondo]

17 minutes ago, leftybassman392 said:

 

Indeed it would my son. Indeed it would indeed.

 

 

Thing is though, I'm y'know, a busy pope, y'know, and, y'know, if it's all the same, y'know, to the brethren and sistren of, y'know, the DoI, it would make my job a bit more, well, busy trying to, y'know, be in two places at once. Now God, She's really good at that kind of thing, what with being omnipresent 'n all. Just that, y'know, I'm, y'know, not. Omnipresent that is...

 

Not complaining. Oh dearie me no. Not a bit of it. Perish the thought. Nothing further from, y'know, etc. Just, y'know, something my dear friends in the aforesaid DoI might, y'know, want to take into consideration.

 

Y'know?

 

 

Shirley, your boss being omnipresent and all that ... she could just let you know where to be and when?

Edited February 19, 2022 by Raymondo

[Raymondo]

11 minutes ago, Bridgehouse said:

 

Er....

 

*ahem*

Oh soz spell checker... I got carried away in the moment and forgot a ...

 

Bass solos are still fret wa*king though.

 

[Si600]

47 minutes ago, Richard R said:

P.s. other threads are available 

You lie.

 

Possibly not, but none of them are worth the effort.

[Geek99]

1 hour ago, Richard R said:

This could also be the first greeting thread to get locked for descending into Iniquity!

I would wear that badge with pride … not that kind of pride though 🤭

[Stub Mandrel]

15 hours ago, Ebenue said:

Hello from a Basschat newb. I make music with @Frank Blank.

 

 

I like dissonance.

 

 

Welcome to the madhouse  @Ebenue that seems very apt 😁

 

Enjoy your stay!

[Stub Mandrel]

10 hours ago, Ebenue said:

No, you’re right. Number 5 was going to be:

Shared onanistic pursuits at 60 hertz: Introducing innovative hand positions for precision release. Discuss.

…but I thought better of it. Wouldn’t do to offend on my first day!

 

You'll fit right in, so to speak.

[Stub Mandrel]

10 hours ago, Geek99 said:

You forgot “how many basses is too many?” and “help, my SO has spotted the new bass… WTF should I do?”

 

What about "heft, how is it calculated" and "I put lemon oil on fretboard, how long before my bass self destructs?"

[Geek99]

1 hour ago, Stub Mandrel said:

 

You'll fit right in, so to speak.

Apart from the not offending part. It’s de rigeur around these parts 

[leftybassman392]

2 hours ago, Geek99 said:

Apart from the not offending part. It’s de rigeur around these parts 

 

Twerp!

 

[Geek99]

25 minutes ago, leftybassman392 said:

 

Twerp!

 

Shut it, you cack handed muppet.
 

See, OP? Quite par for the course 

[Bridgehouse]

29 minutes ago, Geek99 said:

Shut it, you cack handed muppet.
 

See, OP? Quite par for the course 

Presumably a left-handed course tho, with suitable bunkers to catch out the wrong ‘uns

[Geek99]

6 minutes ago, Bridgehouse said:

Presumably a left-handed course tho, with suitable bunkers to catch out the wrong ‘uns

You mean “Big enough to bury a rickenbacker in”?

[Bridgehouse]

1 minute ago, Geek99 said:

You mean “Big enough to bury a rickenbacker in”?

You don’t bury Rickenbackers. Burn them and then shred them - less chance of them coming back as undead that way.

 

There’s nowt worse than a zombie 4003 in rottingfleshglo 

[ezbass]

24 minutes ago, Bridgehouse said:

You don’t bury Rickenbackers. Burn them and then shred them - less chance of them coming back as undead that way.

 

There’s nowt worse than a zombie 4003 in rottingfleshglo 

They breed too.

[Geek99]

54 minutes ago, ezbass said:

They breed too.

🤮

[tauzero]

21 hours ago, Ebenue said:

That sounds like an invitation I can’t refuse, haha! Well, technically I can refuse it, or rather, I have to for the present- until I have made five posts, no less! See you there at length!

 

Ahem. Five posts, no fewer.

[Ebenue]

1 hour ago, tauzero said:

 

Ahem. Five posts, no fewer.

Good heavens! Well that’s not the sort of mistake I’d usually make. I was thinking:

until I’ve done [insert Herculean task] no less [than completion of said task will do]

…but I can quite see that because the task involved numbers my sentence does not read that way at all! You are therefore correct and I thank you 🙂