metaphorically, what does your bass sound like?

[Jean-Luc Pickguard]

How would you describe your favourite tone from one of your basses, but without using any words related to audio?

 

My JMJ mustang going through a Roland microcube RX using the fliptop emulation, is like a big thick slice of the stickiest, gooiest chocolate fudge cake.

[WAYNESWORLD]

Like a deep burp with hints of a sledge hammer hitting solid clay.

[MacDaddy]

"liquid Jesus dipped in butter and greased with lightning sauce"

 

 

Edited April 5, 2022 by MacDaddy
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[40hz]

My Modulus Flea is a cyborg tiger having its balls kicked in.

[mike f]

Like the hand of God in a silk glove punching the face of the planet 

[Nail Soup]

Not getting a good tone at the moment.

Ken Barlow wearing a beige cardigan drinking a cup of Horlicks.

[ped]

Like a fedora filled with mince being deposited into a half full bottle bank 

[Clarky]

.

 

(Deleted as utterly childish comment, apols!)

Edited April 5, 2022 by Clarky

[mowf]

Barry White gargling nails.

 

[Steve Browning]

Like Raquel Welch nibbling your ear as she massages your nadgers.

[Steve Browning]

In fact, I'll use a description I once read, of the voice of Sade. "Like having warm chocolate poured over you".

[ezbass]

A bag of coconuts being dropped onto your chest.

Edited April 5, 2022 by ezbass

[Clarky]

2nd attempt

 

My Precision and SG basses: sticky toffee pudding and vanilla custard

 

My Rick: a pointed stick

[Sibob]

"Correct"

[ahpook]

YO MAMA !

 

[Jus Lukin]

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Edited April 28, 2022 by Jus Lukin

[lownote]

Choc chip cookie, crossed with playing like butter, of course

[ubit]

Like a fine whisky. poured through a hoors knickers.

[Jean-Luc Pickguard]

That's nasty 🤮

[Sweeneythebass]

Pineapple caramel explosion 💥? 

Edited April 5, 2022 by Sweeneythebass
Should we have a word limit (5?) cause I could go on

[Marc S]

With me playing - it's like a join the dots picture, completed by someone with numeracy dyslexia

[Guest]

Like the god Thor furiously masurbating while bellowing with pent up sexual rage.  And that's just the quiet stuff.

[WAYNESWORLD]

Removed on the basis’ I am a child in a man’s body and clearly Need to grow up.

 

Edited April 6, 2022 by WAYNESWORLD

[binky_bass]

Like a DeLorean shaped stack of hot flapjacks topped by a knob of slowly melting butter utop the heaving chest of the cover girl of the March 1979 edition of Playboy. 

[Sweeneythebass]

5 minutes ago, binky_bass said:

Like a DeLorean shaped stack of hot flapjacks topped by a knob of slowly melting butter utop the heaving chest of the cover girl of the March 1979 edition of Playboy. 

🤯 mind blown