binky_bass Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 43 minutes ago, ubit said: Like a fine whisky. poured through a hoors knickers. Fishsky? (Sorry) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftyJ Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 6 minutes ago, binky_bass said: the heaving chest of the cover girl of the March 1979 edition of Playboy. ...in its current state, or in its March 1979 state? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binky_bass Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 Just now, LeftyJ said: ...in its current state, or in its March 1979 state? Depends when I last re-strung it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubit Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 40 minutes ago, Jean-Luc Pickguard said: That's nasty 🤮 Depends on your level of depravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yango Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Steve Browning said: Like Raquel Welch nibbling your ear as she massages your nadgers. Ewwww… an 81 year old with false teeth and bad breath nibbling your ear while scratching at your marble sack with her talons… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binky_bass Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Yango said: while scratching at your marble sack with her talons… 🤣 Horrific, but excellent combination of words! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyTravis Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 Like a warm “special hug” with a slap in the face at the end. I call it “Weekend With Will and Jada”. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicko Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 My tone is like Long Island Iced Tea, superficially sweet and tasty but packing a surprising edge that you may regret in the morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meterman Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 My jazz bass with flats and foam at the bridge sounds like Serge Gainsbourg taking Brigitte Bardot’s dress off, on a Scopitone, in 1967. I checked with Brigitte and she reckoned it was pretty close. Then one of her 87 cats widdled on my shoe so I scarpered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky L Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 Like a Terminator chasing a box of spanners that have been thrown down a metal drainpipe. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassfinger Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 When I play loud songs it like a bomb striking a land mine and triggering an earthquake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
such Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 The P bass is a burger (with s&v crisps inside when with rounds, with blue cheese when with flats). The J bass is a pizza. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreadBin Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 F**cking awesome! 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StickyDBRmf Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 A lawnmower cleaning the floor of a screw factory. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassassin Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 A pack of apoplectic zombie badgers, howling out their loss and desolation through the subterranean catacombs of Pandaemonium, principal city of Hell, as they pursue their endless, eternal futile quest for the last packet of chocolate digestives in all of creation, aware yet unaware, in some impossibly deep part of their decomposed, undead brains, that it has already been consumed by the Demon Pazuzu, several millennia earlier. But with a touch of chorus. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skin Lewis Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 On a bad day with the fretless, it sounds like a cow that's in the process of dying. Which is why I sold it to my neighbour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean-Luc Pickguard Posted April 5, 2022 Author Share Posted April 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Skin Lewis said: On a bad day with the fretless, it sounds like a cow that's in the process of dying. Like this? 2 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_5 Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 Two hedgehogs trying to make a third in a bath of warm swarfega. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekomatic Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 Like the colour ultramarine refracted through a pentaprism of unfulfilled desires. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishfacefour Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 Like home 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveH Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 My limelight p bass going through Ashdown abm600mkIV and Markbass 410 cab reminds me of, booting an old leather "Casey" football at a brick wall. Very punchy ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 Like a cow pissing on a flat rock. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky 4000 Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 Like bouncing a satsuma on a cheap plastic racquet out of a cheap 'Tennis Set' from Woolworths . In other words - not plugged in at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northstreet Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 My local rehearsal room has an Ampeg 8x10 bass rig. Playing my Jazz through that is like listening to a tiger purring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles'tone Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 Like you're being mugged by a pirate wielding a moist plank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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