mowf Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 Macy Gray " I try": Though I try to hide it, it's clear I wear goggles when you are not near 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 Sister Sledge - We Are Family "we're making love in a Femidom" 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 From 'Freed From Desire' by someone called Gala: My love has got no money, he's got his trampoline My love has got no power, he's got his trampoline... ('trampoline' in both cases is actually 'strong beliefs'. Except no, it's definitely trampoline ) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonky2 Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 Some one once asked me if jimi Hendrix was gay….. i asked why, because of his flamboyant sense of dressing? “No” came the response, “because of that line in purple haze, scuse me, while is kiss this guy”……. Song ruined, you can now never not hear this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asingardenof Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 Eurythmics - Thorn In My Side "Mum - mum - Mum-Ra!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Rich said: From 'Freed From Desire' by someone called Gala: My love has got no money, he's got his trampoline My love has got no power, he's got his trampoline... ('trampoline' in both cases is actually 'strong beliefs'. Except no, it's definitely trampoline ) I always thought it was "thumb police" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thodrik Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 'Can I play with Madness?' by Iron Maidan will always sound like 'Can I play with Magnus?' to me, as if Bruce Dickinson is a 5 year old asking his parents if he can go on a play date. Also, I have heard many a lyric which is so naff that I thought that I must have misheard it when I heard it for the first time. Hearing James Hetfield scream 'I AM THE TABLE' repeatedly in the Metallica and Lou Reed collaboration in The View will live with me forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asingardenof Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, thodrik said: 'Can I play with Madness?' by Iron Maidan will always sound like 'Can I play with Magnus?' to me, as if Bruce Dickinson is a 5 year old asking his parents if he can go on a play date. Or he was begging to go on Mastermind 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thodrik Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 21 minutes ago, asingardenof said: Or he was begging to go on Mastermind Or that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Blank Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 (edited) UB40 - One In Ten. I'm another teenage suicide In a street that has no cheese Edited June 5, 2023 by Frank Blank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 A-Ha, Scoundrel Days Cut my wrist on a bad fart, and head for the door Outside on the pavement, the dog makes a mess Jamiroquai - Cosmic Girl So she laser beamed me with her cosmic @ss 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bassman Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 EWF September… The bell was ringing Ar$eholes were singing Not really misheard, just written differently, so it’s exactly what Maurice sings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 (edited) There's a moment in Fans by Kings of Leon when I'm sure that this guy, singer Caleb Followill....... Mentions this guy, the gloriously talented French Rugby star Imanol Harinordoquy No idea why he would really...... 🤔 Edited November 7, 2022 by Beedster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 4 hours ago, Frank Blank said: UB40 - One In Ten. I'm another teenaged suicide In a street that has no cheese I have a one inch head 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 10 hours ago, Wonky2 said: Some one once asked me if jimi Hendrix was gay….. i asked why, because of his flamboyant sense of dressing? “No” came the response, “because of that line in purple haze, scuse me, while is kiss this guy”……. Song ruined, you can now never not hear this. That one was used in Iain Banks' Crow Road. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonky2 Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Islander said: That one was used in Iain Banks' Crow Road. I’ve never heard of Iain banks or crow road for that matter but I’ll testify right hand to god that this was asked of me what must have been 30 years ago. saying that, I’m guessing it’s an easy mistake to make so probably made by many an idiot …. the irony is, Hendrix probably had more chicks than Colonel Sanders Edited November 8, 2022 by Wonky2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul S Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 Ready, Willing and Able by Whitesnake. I'm ready I'm willing I'm Mable. Explains the hair, I guess. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cetera Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 "Anal love in the heart of the city.... Anal love in the heart of town...." Ain't No Love In The Heart Of The City - Whitesnake 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upside downer Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 "We'll be together, With a roof rack over our heads" Is This Love by Bob Marley. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikNik Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 (edited) Madonna's 'Erotica'. One can hear her singing breathlessly 'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie. Run you hands all over my body!' Also, in 'La Isla Bonita' she sings 'Young girls with eyes like potatoes'. Edited November 8, 2022 by NikNik 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buzzy Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 When I first heard Club Tropicana I thought he sang "Ohh they're pissing in the sea." Took me ages to realise that its "All thats missing is the sea." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 I always thought Bananarama were singing "Robert de Niro's waiting, talking to Tanya" as if he was making idle chit chat with the receptionist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigface Posted November 8, 2022 Share Posted November 8, 2022 3 hours ago, NikNik said: Madonna's 'Erotica'. One can hear her singing breathlessly 'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie. Run you hands all over my body!' Also, in 'La Isla Bonita' she sings 'Young girls with eyes like potatoes'. And 'last night I dreamed of some bagels'. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg.Bassman Posted November 9, 2022 Author Share Posted November 9, 2022 Thanks for all the suggestions. This thread has become a real laugh for me. It is surprising how ridiculous some songs sound. Keep them coming! 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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