Misheard lyrics: whats yours? :)

[cetera]

"Whisper the shed is a lonely view" - Scar Tissue by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

[SteveXFR]

3 hours ago, cetera said:

"Whisper the shed is a lonely view" - Scar Tissue by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

 

That can't be right. At least one of those words must be California if it's an RHCP line

[Mickyk]

Don't look back ya waanker i heard her say.

Edited May 29, 2023 by Mickyk

[TheGreek]

My wife's white knickers (white bicycle) - Nazareth 

 

 

[fretmeister]

I don't know if anyone has posted these... but 2 Maxell tape adverts in 1 vid...

 

Still makes me laugh after all these years.

 

 

 

 

[Guest]

When I first heard this on the radio I thought the chorus was “How’s about a date?”

 

 

[matski]

"Welcome to the DDC - Deck Chair City!"
 

 

[SumOne]

'she was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her bum'

 

 

[Gasman]

Chaka Khan - 'Climb, every woman, they're all like trees...’

Edited November 11, 2023 by Gasman
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[NJE]

For ages I heard a line in Pearl Jams rearviewmirror wrong.

 

Original line: saw things, so much clearer

I heard: Sophie, so much cleaner.

 

There is a guy on Instagram who does amazing misheard lyric videos. One of his common ones is swapping out ‘the rain’ for Lorraine in songs. It ruins so many songs and is hard to unhear 😄

[squire5]

Dolly Parton and Kenny Rodgers - Irelands Industry

Beatles 'She came in through.......' - "But now shes such a Golden Wonder,by the banks of her old lagoon''.This one I discovered only a fortnight ago.Should be "But now she sucks her thumb and wonders"

 

[Waddo Soqable]

The Damned, Just Can't be Happy Today...

  The bit that says "a price on your head"  I thought was   "and Bisodol" 

I couldn't imagine why he'd be going on about indigestion tablets, but there you go... 

[nige1968]

Sue Lawley by the Police

“Feel Parker Knoll” in Moby’s Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad

[Gasman]

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[sykilz]

On 02/06/2023 at 19:19, NJE said:

For ages I heard a line in Pearl Jams rearviewmirror wrong.

 

Original line: saw things, so much clearer

I heard: Sophie, so much cleaner.

 

There is a guy on Instagram who does amazing misheard lyric videos. One of his common ones is swapping out ‘the rain’ for Lorraine in songs. It ruins so many songs and is hard to unhear 😄

 

Not just you, I always thought it was "Soap is so much cleaner" 😂😂😂

 

[sykilz]

Rolling Stones song Start me up, I always heard the "you make a grown man cry" as " you make a zombie crawl...." 😂

[fleabag]

 

Live those dreams - Scheme those schemes -  hit me hit me hit me hit me hit me with those Custard Creams.  Good ole Frankie GTH

 

Massage In A Brothel ...  you know   

 

Mullet Too Tight To Mention  -  ole ginger nut himself

[squire5]

Tracy Chapman - Fast Car.."And your arms and legs wrapped round my shoulder" should be "Your arms felt nice............"

[AndyFereday]

Abba's Super Trouper - "I was sick and tired of everything, when I called you last night from Tesco"

[Todd Hamby]

For J. Geils Band’s My Angel is the Centerfold sounded like My Anus is the Center hole

[nige1968]

On 30/05/2023 at 18:57, Lord Summerisle said:

When I first heard this on the radio I thought the chorus was “How’s about a date?”

 

 

 

I honestly heard this as "a*se about face"

[obbm]

Herman's Hermits - "She's a Muscular Boy"

[Gasman]

The vocalist in a London band I was in a long time ago swore that the person walking in with the Lady Eleanor wasn’t Roderick Usher but Roy  Percusso, not surprising perhaps as the vocalist was also our drummer...

Edited September 7, 2023 by Gasman
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[JJTee]

On 07/09/2023 at 10:58, AndyFereday said:

Abba's Super Trouper - "I was sick and tired of everything, when I called you last night from Tesco"

Exactly what I though it was, too. 

[Lozz196]

On 07/09/2023 at 16:01, nige1968 said:

 

I honestly heard this as "a*se about face"

Same, I still can’t sing along singing the proper lyrics, but those instead