lemmywinks Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 (edited) 29 minutes ago, NikNik said: He's starting to churn them out. I'm waiting for the short story depicting what exactly went on on that night in Langney/Langley. It was never ascertained whether he bought a pizza from the pizza place that night. If he did, what toppings did he choose? Probably baloney. He ordered a regular pepperoni, however when he got home he swapped out half of the meat for those little yellow cubes you find in urinals. Then he removed some of the slices and reinstalled them backwards, accidentally scraping the cheese off as his chisel slipped halfway through (they make quite effective pizza slicers) however this has been replaced with mustard. Still not happy at the original state of the pizza he upturned the box, picked the slices off the floor and reinstalled them in an old cat litter tray. It's actually still listed on eBay all these years later for the bargain price of £367 with £18.50 shipping. Edited June 8, 2022 by lemmywinks 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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