Beedster Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Inspired by the glorious....... I need some cheering up around this weekend so how about we find some now rhyming slang? Obvious examples: "I'm so bloody Hank I could eat a Greggs" (Hank Marvin = starvin'), or "We're going to the Duke of York for a Leo " (Leo Sayer = all dayer as opposed to a Felix = Felix Lighter = all nighter). Upper respiratory tract infection resulting in regular expulsion of air from the throat = a David Lee Roth (shortened to a David Lee in the traditional rhyming slang protocol) Must be musicians or bands, and the more apt the better, let's face it Hank Marvin always looked a little underfed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steve Browning Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Just now, Beedster said: Clearly considering what to have for dinner there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Browning Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Must be bad, even his guitar has lost its colour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len_derby Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Postman Pat - stupid hat. Particularly relevant for bass-players. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowdown Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 I know the OP said new (now) but, you can't leave out Ruby (Murray) = Curry. Arthur Daley would be turning in his grave if you did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor J Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 After your Ruby Murray, you might need to have a big Barry White? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Smalls Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 7 minutes ago, lowdown said: leave out Ruby (Murray) Me and a coupla Kates had a Stanley the other day - we went for a Pauline. It was pretty Johnny B! Kate (Bush) - mate Stanley Clark - lark Pauline Murray - curry Johnny B - good 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nail Soup Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Couple more old ones: Gary Glitter Pete Tong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upside downer Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Wonderstuff frontman Miles Hunt. 'nuff said. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldslapper Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 (edited) That Ronnie Wood is Jaco for liking the Gail Anne’s, in fact he’s a Charring Cross Robert Palmer! Gorr blimey!! There’s a lord of the flies if you get it. Oh bugger it: “That Ronnie Wood is notorious for liking the horseys, in fact he’s a horse farmer” No, you’re right. It really wasn’t worth it. 😂 Edited September 18, 2022 by oldslapper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowdown Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Doctor J said: After your Ruby Murray, you might need to have a big Barry White? The (Barry) White Stripes ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard R Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Nathan East - Priest Peter Hook - Book Lemmy - Jemmy Sting - Fling Chris Squire - Choir I am struggling to make a sentence out of these that doesn't get very surreal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earbrass Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 "Did you see Fred about the tenner he owes you?" "No, I think he's pinking me" (Pink Floyd ; avoid) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munurmunuh Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 The morning after a long night on the JJ, I was sat on the Frank, waiting for something to appear out of my Cilla, when suddenly I did huge Stevie all over the floor. Oh, the Kids From! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted September 19, 2022 Author Share Posted September 19, 2022 (edited) So far we have (and I'be modified a couple to maintain rhyming slang tradition) A David Lee = a cough A Leo = An all dayer A Postman = a hat A Ruby/Pauline = a curry Barry = shite A Bush = a mate A Stanley = a lark Jonnie B = good Pete = wrong A Gary = ............. A Nathan = a Priest A Miles = A c**t A Peter = a Book A Kilmister = a Jemmy Jaco = Notorious A Gail Anne - A horse A Gordon = a Fling A Chris = a Choir To Pink = a To avoid JJ = Ale Frank = Cilla = To Stevie = To chunder The Kids From = The shame Plus a couple I've not quite worked out yet but it's early Good work so far folks Edited September 19, 2022 by Beedster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted September 19, 2022 Author Share Posted September 19, 2022 16 hours ago, oldslapper said: That Ronnie Wood is Jaco for liking the Gail Anne’s, in fact he’s a Charring Cross Robert Palmer! Gorr blimey!! There’s a lord of the flies if you get it. Oh bugger it: “That Ronnie Wood is notorious for liking the horseys, in fact he’s a horse farmer” No, you’re right. It really wasn’t worth it. 😂 You might have to run that by me again mate 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowla Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 12 hours ago, Earbrass said: "Did you see Fred about the tenner he owes you?" "No, I think he's pinking me" (Pink Floyd ; avoid) You missed the Pavarotti there (tenor). 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldslapper Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 (edited) Jaco = Notorious Gail-Anne = Horsey Robert (Palmer) = Farmer Edited September 19, 2022 by oldslapper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor J Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Some numbers Rick (Allen) - one Meat (loaf) - two (Marc) Bolan - tree Jaco - four Dave Clark - five Nikki - six S-club - seven Elvis - ate Kraftwork - nein Pearl Jam - ten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted September 19, 2022 Author Share Posted September 19, 2022 1 minute ago, oldslapper said: Jaco = Notorious Gail-Anne = Horsey Ahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard R Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Cilla Black = crack? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassbiscuits Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 The Frank Zappa - the cr@pper I assume? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassbiscuits Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Stevies - (nicks) knickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard R Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Adams - underpants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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