Grimalkin Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 "I'm an alligator I'm a mama-papa comin' for you I'm the space invader I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' beach for you Keep your mouth shut You're squawking like a pink monkey bird And I'm bustin' up my brains for the words..." Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 I never fail to be impressed by the profundity of Lip up, fatty, ah, lip up, fatty, for the reggae Lip up, fatty, ah, lip up, fatty, for the reggae Listen to the music, shuffle up your feet Listen to the music of the fatty beat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grenadillabama Posted October 16, 2022 Share Posted October 16, 2022 On 14/10/2022 at 09:28, fretmeister said: Closets of my mind destroyed, as I enter outward from a void Corpses white have strapped me down, I rise above then fall Tactual hallucination, cockroaches infest the wall. Nonsense lyrics, but actually work quite well as a rhythmic device. It is also a lot of rhyme , but not the usual "boy/joy" or "girl/world" rhymes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 I really really really wanna zig a zig ah. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron. Alternatively, De do do do, de da da da. But if all else fails, then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikNik Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 On 14/10/2022 at 15:54, mikel said: Almost the whole Yes back catalogue. And I love their music. You need this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 58 minutes ago, Happy Jack said: Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron. Alternatively, De do do do, de da da da. But if all else fails, then I raise your Da Da Da, and give you: 'Da diddley qua qua'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 On 14/10/2022 at 13:42, Grimalkin said: One man's meat is another man's poison, anyway: "I smell like I sound, I'm lost and I'm found And I'm hungry like the wolf..." I see your DD quote, and raise you: "The diving man's coming up for air 'cos the crowd all love pulling Dolly by the hair" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 1 hour ago, MacDaddy said: I really really really wanna zig a zig ah. Apparently, 'zig a zig ah' is slang for the act of making the beast with two backs. Which means that the chorus of said song basically consisted of Mel B yelling "I WANT A SHAG". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 (edited) Indecipherable lyrics? Might as well stop the thread now. Rasta Ozzy, from up de hill, decide fi check pon him grocery bill And when him add up de things him need, di dooney done weh him save fi buy lickle weed Him hand pon him jaw, Lord, red in eye and just mediate "This time is so hard Lord, I man a think 'bout emigrate I make up mi mind Lord, I might as well go gainst I man faith So I forward a market, I sight de butcher boy by de gate" (You want goat?) No I might a kill I queen (Try beef nuh?) I no check fi no grass weh green (What about fowl?) Watcha now, it's time fi a change (Mi have fish?) Got children out of that range (How about de steak?) Watcha now, you nuh sight de rate? (Try de tripe nuh?) Bun mi belly when I pull me pipe (Alright what about de pork?) Hush your mouth, mind mi brethren hear Sell I a pound of dat thing there Then de butcher pull up a stool, begin fi question Ozzy how him so fool What kind of something cook in a pot? From him born him never did hear about that Well watcha now, master, give I time make I try explain It's just like a flim show, fi protect de humble we change de name I would have feel so cute fi come in and ask for some annal fat I and I feel safer if we change de subject and call it 'dat' (You want goat?) No I might a kill I queen (Tek de beef then nuh) I no check fi no grass weh green (What bout fowl?) Watcha now, it's time fi a change (Tek de fish then) Got children out of that range (Me have good steak you know) Watcha now, you nuh sight de rate? (Tek de tripe then nuh) Bun mi belly when I pull me pipe (Force down de pork then) Hush your mouth, mind mi brethren hear Sell I a pound of dat thing there Ozzy pay off de butcher bill, take him parcel and trod up de hill Like a spy, who you think him meet? Rasta Jeremiah, from down de street "Guidance mi brethren! It's what you have inna dat deh bag?" Him kind of get frightened, and begin fi hide it beneath him rag "That man no fi high, Lord, mek mi go a mi yard, and take a sat Meanwhile light a fire and we help you eat of di pound of 'dat'" (Mi have oxtail you know?) No I might a kill I queen (You want cow trotters?) I no deal with no grass weh green (Hold di fowl then nuh?) Watcha now, it's time fi a change (Eat fish God) Got children out of that range (De steak good you know?) Watcha now, you nuh sight de rate? (Then hold di tripe nuh?) Bun mi belly when I pull me pipe (Well take de pork man) Hush your mouth, mind mi brethren hear Sell I a pound of dat thing there (Anuh ram goat you know?) No I might a kill I queen (Take di beef nuh man!) I no deal with no grass weh green (Cho!, Hold fowl) Watcha now, it's time fi a change (Then buy de fish nuh man!) Got children out of that range (*sucks teeth* Take de steak Jah) Watcha now, you nuh sight de rate? (Hold some a de tripe nuh?) Bun mi belly when I pull me pipe (Take de pork man!) Hush your mouth, mind mi brethren hear Sell I a pound of dat thing there Edited November 3, 2022 by Rich 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezzaboy Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 "She used to be a diplomat, now she`s down the laundromat" Not one of Gary Kempt`s finest lyric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StickyDBRmf Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 It makes you feel alright exactly because tutti frutti oh rootie. Wop bop a loo bop a lop. Ba ba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickyk Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 (edited) Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad. What is horny black toad? Horned lizards (Phrynosoma), also known as horny toads or horntoads, are a genus of North American lizards and the type genus of the family Phrynosomatidae. The common names refer directly to their horns or to their flattened, rounded bodies, and blunt snouts. Horned lizard. Question is ?why did he want to hunt them, i ll bet they taste good though with a bit of French Mustard. Edited October 19, 2022 by Mickyk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earbrass Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misdee Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 On 14/10/2022 at 16:46, lowdown said: Max Romeo - Wet Dream. "When pressed, Max Romeo insisted the song was about fixing a leaky roof, but few outside of the Carpenter's Union believed him". Lie down girl let me push it up, push it up, lie down Lie down girl let me push it up, push it up, lie down Look how you're big and fat, like a big, big shot Give the crumpet to big foot Joe, give the craddock to me Lie down girl let me push it up, push it up, lie down Lie down girl let me push it up, push it up, lie down I'm not sure what craddock is, but it sounds a bit too close to haddock for my liking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earbrass Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Misdee said: I'm not sure what craddock is, It's a F a n n y Edited October 23, 2022 by Earbrass 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misdee Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 (edited) Few things are more revolting than F anny Craddock's cooking. Even after all these years it's indelibly etched upon my memory. A culinary antidote to '70s nostalgia. Edited October 23, 2022 by Misdee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pfretrock Posted November 1, 2022 Share Posted November 1, 2022 On 14/10/2022 at 15:45, police squad said: well spotted The tree wasn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seashell2 Posted November 1, 2022 Share Posted November 1, 2022 On 15/10/2022 at 10:05, Shaggy said: An unoriginal choice, but prize for most random lyrics has to go to Procol Harem’s “Whiter shade of pale”. Of course everyone was high on the good stuff back then, so it probably made more sense. My friend's Dad used to call it 'that song about the nuns on a trip to the seaside' (' one of 16 Vestal Virgins who were leaving for the coast' 😂 ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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