Bass Player?

[stewblack]

How's this for the most unbass player like image ever?

 

[Franticsmurf]

It looks as if the bass has been Photoshopped in, too?🤣

 

 

Edited November 10, 2022 by Franticsmurf

[Woodinblack]

I guess he is going for the solo there?

[Franticsmurf]

*checks no one is looking - downloads photo - starts to practice pose for inevitable bass solo* 🤣

 

 

[Frank Blank]

15 minutes ago, Woodinblack said:

I guess he is going for the solo dump there?

 

FTFY

[Doctor J]

Buy Glarry. Feel sorry.

[tauzero]

No, he's only got up to the 6th fret. And it's got four strings. And he's not tapping.

 

[mr4stringz]

From his expression and the position of his foot it appears he’s stepped in something.

[TheRev]

He also seems to be plugged into a guitar amp & cab.

And his thumb is embedded in the neck/fingerboard.

 

If this is typical of Glarry's advertising budget, it doesn't bode well for the quality of the product.

[PaulThePlug]

I can't stand them short socks...

End up under ya heel when walking, and have to take ya shoe off to hook em out. Worse with boots...

Edited November 11, 2022 by PaulThePlug

[Baloney Balderdash]

Also looks like his pants shrunk in the wash (together with his socks and leather jacket, which suggests the latter is actually some kind of synthetic leather), but since it was his only pair, which the holes in them confirms, he had to wear them anyway.

 

I also believe the really uncomfortable shrunk pants explains his expression in that photo.

 

Seems like he couldn't even afford a pick either.

 

But I guess that does harmonize well with Glarry being a cheap budget brand.

 

 

Edited November 11, 2022 by Baloney Balderdash

[Ralf1e]

If he knew they were going to take photos he might at least have had the decency to have his hair done.