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Warning: If you get sent a link to listen to the new Ed Sheeran and Elton John Christmas song, don't open it.
It's a link to listen to the new Ed Sheeran and Elton John Christmas song.

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22 minutes ago, fleabag said:

Who's Ed Sheeran ?


 

I set "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran as my 7:00 alarm. Now I wake up at 6:00 so that I don't have to hear it.

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On 06/12/2022 at 23:05, ambient said:

Warning: If you get sent a link to listen to the new Ed Sheeran and Elton John Christmas song, don't open it.
It's a link to listen to the new Ed Sheeran and Elton John Christmas song.

I'm saving my money for Christmas with Cliff - Out now! 19 years has been a long wait.

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1 minute ago, SteveXFR said:

 

A t**t with a guitar who only knows one chord progression 

The upsetting thing is that the Lowden guitars he uses are clearly wasted on him. 

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To be fair to him  he has a severe disability as a musician. Everyone knows gingers don't have souls. 

 

 

 

 

 

Disclaimer: possession of a soul may not be dependent on hair colour. 

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May ten thousand frogs spawn on their living room carpets...

 

"Only the boring and bland shall survive
Only the lamest of lameness will thrive
Take it or leave it, you won't be alive
If you are overtly CREATIVE..."

 

Frank Zappa - The Evil Prince.

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4 minutes ago, Grimalkin said:

"Hallelujah, Noel, be it Heaven or hell
The Christmas we get we deserve..."

 

At least we dodged the chlorinated turkeys, I suppose there's that.

 

Maybe a bit of chlorine will add some flavour and moisture to the bird of disappointment. Turkey is good in a curry though

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3 minutes ago, SteveXFR said:

 

Maybe a bit of chlorine will add some flavour and moisture to the bird of disappointment. Turkey is good in a curry though

 

Tooth whitening turkey.

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I’m not a fan of the song or of Ed S. Big stinky poo what I think—he’s loved by many.  Elton’s seen decline for a long time, but I respect his work from 70-77.  Thing is, millions love them, and I wish I could fill a stadium of folks who love my music.  

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