I've seen some odd listings, but this takes prize Bull.

[sgt-pluck]

[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CHINESE-YEAR-OF-THE-OX-BASS-Good-Luck-Charm-Weird_W0QQitemZ150340887221QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV?hash=item150340887221&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2|65%3A10|39%3A1|240%3A1318"]WTF![/url]

Edited April 22, 2009 by sgt-pluck

[Musky]

Beats flogging a piece of toast with the face of Christ I suppose.

[The Bass Doc]

Think it's a load of bull personally

[sgt-pluck]

Never herd anything so stupid in all my life

[Golchen]

My first though was "what a tw*t", but then I thought "hold on a minute ...................................................... nope, he's a tw*t"

No offence intended, but what a dumb way to list a bass.

[thebeat]

Looks more like a Bison to me

[YouMa]

Mental health problems?

[OldGit]

Brilliant idea to shift his broken bass.
Attention getting or what?.

[OldGit]

[quote name='thebeat' post='470100' date='Apr 22 2009, 10:10 PM']Looks more like a Bison to me [/quote]


Q: What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?
A: you can't wash your 'ands in a Buffalo

[skankdelvar]

[quote name='OldGit' post='470132' date='Apr 22 2009, 10:28 PM']Brilliant idea to shift his broken bass.
Attention getting or what?.[/quote]

+1

I bet he's a BC-er. Has that sort of wily, bonkers cunning...

[ednaplate]

[quote name='OldGit' post='470133' date='Apr 22 2009, 10:30 PM']Q: What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?
A: you can't wash your 'ands in a Buffalo[/quote]

Excellent. Go to the head of the class. I will now steal that joke and claim it as my own.

I saw a ram rather than a bison myself.

[Hamster]

If the Chinese had 'The Year of The Giant Cock' he'd be able to sell all his gear as 'previously owned by...........'

[OldGit]

[quote name='ednaplate' post='470229' date='Apr 22 2009, 11:58 PM']Excellent. Go to the head of the class. I will now steal that joke and claim it as my own.[/quote]

Oh I think you may be about 100 years late for that

[yorick]

Mixture of drugs and insanity... That or the next government's best spin doctor!!!

[Deep Thought]

Looks nothing like John Entwistle.

[maxrossell]

Buh, this is retarded.

You could probably get a new Tanglewood Curbow with what it would cost to get this one renecked, if that's even possible (do they make spare necks for oddball budget basses?).

Maybe if he chopped it up and used it as firewood the image of a great big ox would appear in the smoke.

[KASH]

I'm gonna buy it...I mean...the chinese can't be wrong and the list of famous people just assured me this is the bargain of the century

I'll donate the OX Bass to OXfam so that they can be as lucky as our OX ebay seller....what a KOX

[Thornybank]

If it is lucky...
..why did the neck warp?

[sshorepunk]

I just bid £1.86 on this, I really want it!

I will be very unhappy if one of you guys out bids me on this

T

[yorick]

[quote name='sshorepunk' post='471393' date='Apr 24 2009, 12:10 PM']I just bid £1.86 on this, I really want it!

I will be very unhappy if one of you guys out bids me on this

T[/quote]

Damn, they don't make half pennies any more....

[sshorepunk]

I got outbid

Tony

[JDM]

[quote name='Musky' post='470072' date='Apr 22 2009, 09:43 PM']Beats flogging a piece of toast with the face of Christ I suppose. [/quote]
Hah, I already have the original masterpiece, hard luck.

[MB1]

MB1.
Chinese Year of The Tiger!...For Me!
....Blimey!... ive just noticed the face of a Tiger on the front of my bass

Edited May 4, 2009 by MB1

[Jean-Luc Pickguard]

I wonder if he's such a numpty that the neck isn't actually warped, but just needs a truus rod tweak or possibly a fretstone.


[size=1]edit for misspelling numpty [/size] :blush:

Edited May 3, 2009 by Jean-Luc Pickguard