Heft

[Count Bassy]

Heft: Is it measured in RMS, or Peak?🙂

[PaulThePlug]

Heft... i think its like Torque... and i think Peak with the SI unit of ooomph.

 

So 'x' amount of 'Heft Ooomphs Peak'... (HOP)

 

I seem to remember reading it in a Trace Elliot Brochure back in the 80's...

 

Edited December 15, 2022 by PaulThePlug

[Franticsmurf]

18 minutes ago, PaulThePlug said:

the SI unit of ooomph.

I believe this is now oookph in the metric era? 😃

Edited December 15, 2022 by Franticsmurf

[MacDaddy]

Is it not measured in 'trouser flaps'?

As in 'trouser flapping goodness'?

[Lozz196]

Yep, get out the Flapometer

[Guest]

I still use the imperial units for heft, you know, 144 strains to a grunt, 12 grunts to a strain, 20 strains to a heft, 105 hefts to a prolapse.

[TheGreek]

Hasn't it been out of production since Trace Elliot moved to The States?

[Al Krow]

48 minutes ago, Bassfinger said:

I still use the imperial units for heft, you know, 144 strains to a grunt, 12 grunts to a strain, 20 strains to a heft, 105 hefts to a prolapse.

 

Super useful, thanks. But finding myself having a hefty prolapse with the first two: 144 strains to a grunt AND 12 grunts to a strain??

[Bolo]

6 minutes ago, Al Krow said:

 

Super useful, thanks. But finding myself having a hefty prolapse with the first two: 144 strains to a grunt AND 12 grunts to a strain??

Used to be strayn and straine . Modern times and whatnot.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Al Krow said:

144 strains to a grunt AND 12 grunts to a strain??

Imperial units make perfect sense!

[BigRedX]

It's done by the PA.

[Marky L]

Can excessive heft result in unfortunate exhibition of cleft?

[paul_5]

Alas, not so in my case.

[Lozz196]

5 hours ago, TheGreek said:

Hasn't it been out of production since Trace Elliot moved to The States?

If it went to the Deep South it would now be hay-eft.

[musicbassman]

3 hours ago, Marky L said:

Can excessive heft result in unfortunate exhibition of cleft?

Oh please God no, I've seen too many examples of roadies hairy clefts over the years when they bend over to pick up a PA bin.......... 😳

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, musicbassman said:

Oh please God no, I've seen too many examples of roadies hairy clefts over the years when they bend over to pick up a PA bin.......... 😳

And that's just the females!

[blisters on my fingers]

2 hours ago, paul_5 said:

Alas, not so in my case.

You poor thing........Bereft of cleft

[Grimalkin]

 

[tauzero]

On 15/12/2022 at 20:09, blisters on my fingers said:

You poor thing........Bereft of cleft

 

Due to theft?

[wateroftyne]

It’s measured in smiles.