The ultimate bass accessory...😉

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....PJ, vvtt, truss wheel neck adjuster...

[Doctor J]

That misalignment of the strings over the bridge pickup is something which could not be lived with in the world of bass, nor in the world of soft furnishings. 

[Burns-bass]

1 hour ago, Doctor J said:

That misalignment of the strings over the bridge pickup is something which could not be lived with in the world of bass, nor in the world of soft furnishings. 

How many times! The strings don’t need to perfectly bisect the two poles to work properly… 

[GBH]

Looks like it's an active bass judging by the amount of knobs on it, I prefer my soft furnishings passive.

Edited May 6, 2023 by GBH

[Waddo Soqable]

Wasn't there a band called the Carpettes... 

[miles'tone]

1 hour ago, Burns-bass said:

How many times! The strings don’t need to perfectly bisect the two poles to work properly… 

True, but if they don't my brain doesn't work properly 😂

[yorks5stringer]

Looks a bit heavy and no body contours....

[Downunderwonder]

6 hours ago, Doctor J said:

That misalignment of the strings over the bridge pickup is something which could not be lived with in the world of bass, nor in the world of soft furnishings. 

Looks like the E string was slipped out of the saddle before the image was taken. Soft furnishing artiste knew no better. Fail.

[nige1968]

14 minutes ago, yorks5stringer said:

Looks a bit heavy and no body contours....

 

Short scale, though. Very now.

 

[Doctor J]

8 hours ago, Burns-bass said:

How many times! The strings don’t need to perfectly bisect the two poles to work properly… 

Sonically, not so much. However, the way it was lazily strung up, as Downunderwonder has outlined, is unforgivable. Verboten. There is no good reason for it to be so.

Down with that kind of thing, now, in the future, in the past, in other dimensions and especially on the living room floor.

[TheGreek]

4 hours ago, nige1968 said:

 

Short scale, though. Very now.

 

 

...and headless 

[Waddo Soqable]

4 hours ago, nige1968 said:

 

Short scale, though. Very now.

 

More "pre-capo'd" 

[nilorius]

Neck udjustment tool and bridge string set up tool. And tuner of course....if it's called like a tool.

[Waddo Soqable]

Do they do it with a Pickguard in "cat wee" colour ? 

[nilorius]

4 minutes ago, Waddo Soqable said:

Do they do it with a Pickguard in "cat wee" colour ? 

Probably.

[Ralf1e]

Looks photoshopped 

[fleabag]

 

[bass_dinger]

The perfect gift for your guitarist- a daily reminder that he should treat the bassist like a doormat, and walk all over you...

 

 

[Babyboomer]

Funny thoughts occur in the subconscious. In particular " won't crumbs and coffee stains get lodged under the strings?"

Yes, I know it's irrational, but I feel uncomfortable with it !

[tauzero]

If you vacuum it, will it make a sound like an EBow?

[Nail Soup]

Good for if you are a) single and b) want to stay that way.

[Waddo Soqable]

1 hour ago, tauzero said:

If you vacuum it, will it make a sound like an EBow?

Blimey, what sound does your elbow make? 😳

[tauzero]

5 hours ago, Waddo Soqable said:

Blimey, what sound does your elbow make? 😳

 

Well, I can tell it from the sound my arris makes.

[SteveXFR]

Is it any good for metal?

[Waddo Soqable]

14 minutes ago, SteveXFR said:

Is it any good for metal?

NO.... guaranteed