oldslapper Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 (edited) “Hope you enjoyed the show folks?! We’re passing a hat round now, please show your generosity by putting in whatever exposure you can give.” Edited June 8, 2023 by oldslapper 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreadBin Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 5 hours ago, asingardenof said: Don't forget that Daphne & Celeste once appeared at Reading and Leeds... ...and gave Royal Blood a lesson in how to behave on stage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk_lefty Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 "No it's fine, I love it when screaming drunk women grab the microphone" 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftyJ Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 "Wow, that guy's bass looks and sounds awesome, but I don't recognise the headstock!" "Me neither. I think the logo is... drawn on with sharpie? And the tuners are mounted in this supercool fan pattern! I want one." 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_5 Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 1 hour ago, LeftyJ said: "Wow, that guy's bass looks and sounds awesome, but I don't recognise the headstock!" "Me neither. I think the logo is... drawn on with sharpie? And the tuners are mounted in this supercool fan pattern! I want one." ...ideally one where the bridge is hanging off the ârsę end of it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snorkie635 Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 "Thanks for the last 90 minutes guys. No. You take as long as you like breaking your kit down. The next act say they're more than happy to wait." 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilorius Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 (edited) Depends of the guy who does the sound check and controls the full sound. Edited June 8, 2023 by nilorius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dclaassen Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 “Could you use something other than a P Bass?” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 "Here, would anyone like to play the tambourine?" 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard R Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Thanks for booking us at Billy's 10th birthday party! We're going to finish up with a couple of covers by our favourite artists. First it's "Tie me kangaroo down, sport", then "Do you want to be in my gang?" Get Dancing! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norris Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 "You've ignored us all night, but now you're drunk. Of course we'll keep playing. Oasis you say? Certainly!" 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard R Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 "Mustang Sally! Let it happen bass player!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleabag Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 Pal No 1 : " Hey who's that on bass ? " Pal No.2 : " Thats fleabag " Pal No.1 : " Wow, he's friggin ' awesome. Why isnt he rich and famous ? " 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkgod Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 that didn't go down too well did it ? okkkky,,, seems no one likes Jonathan King. right lets try this one, this is by Rolf Harris. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snorkie635 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 "Ladies and gentlemen. We have come to the night's big prize-draw, a sponsored five-string Musicman Stingray. The lucky winner will pick this up in the dressing room at the end of the dark corridor in the basement, where our sponsor has his office. And the winner is ... ... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Spanner Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 (edited) Hello, we're Rush, don't forget to vote Corbyn! Edited June 9, 2023 by Rusty Spanner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 9, 2023 Author Share Posted June 9, 2023 "gareth, what did you think of the band?" "Oh don't ask me, I don't have an opinion." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard R Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 Ladies and gentlemen, the venue and promotors apologise for the sightly late start. This was due to the band ensuring their support act had a proper sound check. 3 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gasman Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 “I just can’t hear their lead guitarist at all, I really wish he’d turn his amp up and drown out that bass player...” 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 The locals have asked that we turn up the volume... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowf Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 Hi I'm Chesney Hawkes, I hope you're ready for some new songs tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lfalex v1.1 Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 40 minutes ago, mowf said: Hi I'm Chesney Hawkes, I hope you're ready for some new songs tonight! Nik Kershaw would like a word... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 14, 2023 Author Share Posted June 14, 2023 "Good evening, I'm Van Morrison and it really is such a pleasure to be here, thank you all so much for coming and please give a big hand to my wonderful band..." 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeresaFR Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 (edited) *From within a cloud of dry ice* "I'm Andrew Eldritch, we're the Sisters of Mercy and we want to thank all the Goths who have stuck with us through all the f***ing years! Much love to each and everyone one of you. And don't forget to pick up signed copies of the new album from our merch stall on your way out!" Edited June 14, 2023 by TeresaFR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 "Hi, I'm Bruce Springsteen and it's great to be here playing for Donald Trump's campaign rally". 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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