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Many years ago, a venue in Tamworth was put together by assorted enthusiastic amateurs. I played a gig there, at the point in my life where I was misguided enough to think I could be a lead vocalist, and got a tingle through my lips every time I touched the mic with them. I think I was lucky.

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1 hour ago, Waddo Soqable said:

Try a bit of electric shock therapy instead..? 

Hey Waddo, do You have Your own Taser business ? It seems You know much about this.

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1 hour ago, Waddo Soqable said:

Good point no one wants to end up like that 😁

Mmm...guys, i am pretty fine - gin with tonic and ice, sea besides, feels like knockin on heavens door ! 

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36 minutes ago, nilorius said:

Hey Waddo, do You have Your own Taser business ? It seems You know much about this.

Hmm maybe I should develop a new line of  WadShok®  tazers for the security & pleasure industries. 

Top idea there Nilo 👍

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3 minutes ago, Waddo Soqable said:

Hmm maybe I should develop a new line of  WadShok®  tazers for the security & pleasure industries. 

Top idea there Nilo 👍

Anytime !😜

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26 minutes ago, Waddo Soqable said:

tATu could do a TV advert jingle with their  "Dvesti dvadtsat' na sebya"  thing..... 

Yeah, it could do, but only in Baltic states and Russia. Putin would buy all different models supplied.

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1 minute ago, Waddo Soqable said:

Fine.. As long as he's paying cash

It would be hard for him to pay in cash (pounds) at current situation. Do You like to accept rushian rubli ?

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1 minute ago, Waddo Soqable said:

You can't go far wrong with a nice bit of bullion for those dodgy international deals👍

Lukashenko thought it too, but got some tactical nuclear weapons in his teritory!

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15 minutes ago, Waddo Soqable said:

He can always sell them when the other bloke's not paying attention... 

How much, do You think, he would aks for them ?

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11 minutes ago, nilorius said:

How much, do You think, he would aks for them ?

Not sure what a small nuke would be worth.. Quite a decent amount I'd think, obviously the likes of Gadaffi and Co aren't around anymore, but I'm sure there's still a healthy market for a nice portable nuke 👍

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1 minute ago, Waddo Soqable said:

Not sure what a small nuke would be worth.. Quite a decent amount I'd think, obviously the likes of Gadaffi and Co aren't around anymore, but I'm sure there's still a healthy market for a nice portable nuke 👍

Hard core, soft porn !

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3 minutes ago, nilorius said:

Hard core, soft porn !

Well, if you like your ladies charred or vapourised.. 

 

You realise you've totally derailed this thread Nilo... 😂

 

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1 minute ago, Waddo Soqable said:

Well, if you like your ladies charred or vapourised.. 

 

Dahh.....nuka-cola will do it corectly. Every one likes it.

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