Anyone greasing their fingers?

[Maude]

22 hours ago, Dan Dare said:

I use a wire brush and Dettol.

 

I use it before him. 

[Raslee]

Last time I lubed my fingers I kept slipping of the G string. 

[Dan Dare]

19 hours ago, Jean-Luc Pickguard said:

I'm afraid I don't understand the phrase "male grooming routine"

 

Sounds distinctly dodgy. 

[Jean-Luc Pickguard]

Yes - it sounds like something that'll get you on some kind of list at the police station

[Dan Dare]

And get your computer confiscated.

[T-Bay]

20 hours ago, Jean-Luc Pickguard said:

I'm afraid I don't understand the phrase "male grooming routine"

It means a gorilla scratching its ar5e then sniffing it’s finger

[Stub Mandrel]

21 hours ago, Jean-Luc Pickguard said:

I'm afraid I don't understand the phrase "male grooming routine"

 

 

[tauzero]

No, but I did use to turn crisp packets inside out and rub them on the bars of table football tables between the handles and the table to lubricate them.

[Guest]

[Jackroadkill]

On 03/07/2023 at 23:57, Waddo Soqable said:

Here's my "Roadworn" fingers.. 😁

 

Series II?

[Waddo Soqable]

23 minutes ago, Jackroadkill said:

Series II?

Well spotted 👍