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Just now, snorkie635 said:

Waddo, stop encouraging him. You know we were told to let him rest after the operation.

Snorkie....it's ok. He will not end his mission with me, like he did it with You. Take a few nitroglycerin shots and it will be fine.😜

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5 minutes ago, nilorius said:

Mmmm...pudding sweet!

@Waddo Soqable - told you this would happen. Hopefully, the chains might just hold. Marcus Welby MD is on his way.

 

Nilo - the nice doctor's on his way. Count the frets on your fretless and practise the breathing exercises Waddo and I taught you in the bath that day. Upper-crust your bass and ramifications there must be.

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1 minute ago, snorkie635 said:

@Waddo Soqable - told you this would happen. Hopefully, the chains might just hold. Marcus Welby MD is on his way.

 

Nilo - the nice doctor's on his way. Count the frets on your fretless and practise the breathing exercises Waddo and I taught you in the bath that day. Upper-crust your bass and ramifications there must be.

I've got Siegfried Farnon on speed dial with instructions to bring his .455 Webley in case it all goes tits-up.... 

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9 minutes ago, snorkie635 said:

@Waddo Soqable - told you this would happen. Hopefully, the chains might just hold. Marcus Welby MD is on his way.

 

Nilo - the nice doctor's on his way. Count the frets on your fretless and practise the breathing exercises Waddo and I taught you in the bath that day. Upper-crust your bass and ramifications there must be.

I just talked to my friend - surgeon (Jack Daniels). He said...the operation went perfectly and the best way is to have some gin with tonic. Anybody wanna come get some? (exept cyborg - octopus) And snorkie - only cyborgs count frets on fretless, humans don't need it.

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4 hours ago, nilorius said:

I just talked to my friend - surgeon (Jack Daniels). He said...the operation went perfectly and the best way is to have some gin with tonic. Anybody wanna come get some? (exept cyborg - octopus) And snorkie - only cyborgs count frets on fretless, humans don't need it.

Don't fret about it

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8 minutes ago, snorkie635 said:

Best not.

 

On reflection, I think I preferred his 'Unicorns, Bears and Grandmother' period. 🦄🧸👵🏻

Snorkie, try some pizza - unicorn bear meat style. Your fretless performance will grow up soon. Otherside - just dream about vintage electric sheep or try some liquid uranium!

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2 minutes ago, nilorius said:

Snorkie, try some pizza - unicorn bear meat style. Your fretless performance will grow up soon. Otherside - just dream about vintage electric sheep or try some liquid uranium!

If you ask Snorks nicely he'll send you one of his "signature" Pez's.. 

 

 

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13 minutes ago, Waddo Soqable said:

Yep, he's kind of a bit more agitated now, it's probably all that stuff with the E numbers in it.... 

Must be a reaction to something. Perhaps learning a musical instrument might help? Paper and comb? Spoons? Stylophone?

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