Have You ever tried to uppercut Your bass ?

[snorkie635]

1 hour ago, cetera said:

I've read this whole thread and........

 

 

Nope, I have NO idea what it's about or what's going on....

 

 

Where am I?!?!

You and me both 🤔

[nilorius]

10 minutes ago, Waddo Soqable said:

And, cue musical interlude.... 

 

Mmmm...pudding sweet!

[snorkie635]

1 hour ago, Dan Dare said:

It's not raining in Tokyo

Yes it is. I'm looking out my window right now. 😉

[snorkie635]

15 hours ago, Dan Dare said:

My hovercraft is full of eels

That model was known for that problem. I believe there was a recall in 1872 involving lots of jelly.

[tauzero]

1 minute ago, snorkie635 said:

That model was known for that problem. I believe there was a recall in 1872 involving lots of jelly.

 

Is there some convergent evolution of threads going on here?

[snorkie635]

15 minutes ago, Waddo Soqable said:

And, cue musical interlude.... 

 

Waddo, stop encouraging him. You know we were told to let him rest after the operation.

[nilorius]

Just now, snorkie635 said:

Waddo, stop encouraging him. You know we were told to let him rest after the operation.

Snorkie....it's ok. He will not end his mission with me, like he did it with You. Take a few nitroglycerin shots and it will be fine.😜

[snorkie635]

5 minutes ago, nilorius said:

Mmmm...pudding sweet!

@Waddo Soqable - told you this would happen. Hopefully, the chains might just hold. Marcus Welby MD is on his way.

 

Nilo - the nice doctor's on his way. Count the frets on your fretless and practise the breathing exercises Waddo and I taught you in the bath that day. Upper-crust your bass and ramifications there must be.

[Waddo Soqable]

1 minute ago, snorkie635 said:

@Waddo Soqable - told you this would happen. Hopefully, the chains might just hold. Marcus Welby MD is on his way.

 

Nilo - the nice doctor's on his way. Count the frets on your fretless and practise the breathing exercises Waddo and I taught you in the bath that day. Upper-crust your bass and ramifications there must be.

I've got Siegfried Farnon on speed dial with instructions to bring his .455 Webley in case it all goes tits-up.... 

[nilorius]

1 minute ago, Waddo Soqable said:

I've got Siegfried Farnon on speed dial with instructions to bring his .455 Webley in case it all goes tits-up.... 

Sorry, my english is not so good!

[nilorius]

9 minutes ago, snorkie635 said:

@Waddo Soqable - told you this would happen. Hopefully, the chains might just hold. Marcus Welby MD is on his way.

 

Nilo - the nice doctor's on his way. Count the frets on your fretless and practise the breathing exercises Waddo and I taught you in the bath that day. Upper-crust your bass and ramifications there must be.

I just talked to my friend - surgeon (Jack Daniels). He said...the operation went perfectly and the best way is to have some gin with tonic. Anybody wanna come get some? (exept cyborg - octopus) And snorkie - only cyborgs count frets on fretless, humans don't need it.

Edited July 10, 2023 by nilorius

[Waddo Soqable]

6 minutes ago, nilorius said:

Sorry, my english is not so good!

SF is(was) & a TV vet... 🐴🐖🐑

[snorkie635]

4 hours ago, nilorius said:

I just talked to my friend - surgeon (Jack Daniels). He said...the operation went perfectly and the best way is to have some gin with tonic. Anybody wanna come get some? (exept cyborg - octopus) And snorkie - only cyborgs count frets on fretless, humans don't need it.

Don't fret about it

[snorkie635]

4 hours ago, nilorius said:

Sorry, my english is not so good!

A moment of lucidity forsooth.

[Waddo Soqable]

1 minute ago, snorkie635 said:

Don't fret about it

I thought Nilo was fretless.??  ( somethingless anyway...) 

[Waddo Soqable]

2 minutes ago, snorkie635 said:

A moment of lucidity forsooth.

Don't start him on about his teeth.... 

[snorkie635]

2 minutes ago, Waddo Soqable said:

I thought Nilo was fretless.??  ( somethingless anyway...) 

Clue/hope/use/worth/point?

[snorkie635]

6 minutes ago, Waddo Soqable said:

Don't start him on about his teeth.... 

Best not.

 

On reflection, I think I preferred his 'Unicorns, Bears and Grandmother' period. 🦄🧸👵🏻

Edited July 10, 2023 by snorkie635

[nilorius]

8 minutes ago, snorkie635 said:

Best not.

 

On reflection, I think I preferred his 'Unicorns, Bears and Grandmother' period. 🦄🧸👵🏻

Snorkie, try some pizza - unicorn bear meat style. Your fretless performance will grow up soon. Otherside - just dream about vintage electric sheep or try some liquid uranium!

[Waddo Soqable]

13 minutes ago, snorkie635 said:

Best not.

 

On reflection, I think I preferred his 'Unicorns, Bears and Grandmother' period. 🦄🧸👵🏻

Yep, he's kind of a bit more agitated now, it's probably all that stuff with the E numbers in it.... 

[nilorius]

19 minutes ago, Waddo Soqable said:

I thought Nilo was fretless.??  ( somethingless anyway...) 

Yoop!! I am, but still got fretted Jaco j.

[Waddo Soqable]

2 minutes ago, nilorius said:

Snorkie, try some pizza - unicorn bear meat style. Your fretless performance will grow up soon. Otherside - just dream about vintage electric sheep or try some liquid uranium!

If you ask Snorks nicely he'll send you one of his "signature" Pez's.. 

 

 

[nilorius]

1 minute ago, Waddo Soqable said:

If you ask Snorks nicely he'll send you one of his "signature" Pez's.. 

 

 

Nice ! Looks like some epic, signature elephant toy tower for freaks of nature.

[nilorius]

8 minutes ago, Waddo Soqable said:

If you ask Snorks nicely he'll send you one of his "signature" Pez's.. 

 

 

There should be some freaky Harry Potter, too !

[snorkie635]

13 minutes ago, Waddo Soqable said:

Yep, he's kind of a bit more agitated now, it's probably all that stuff with the E numbers in it.... 

Must be a reaction to something. Perhaps learning a musical instrument might help? Paper and comb? Spoons? Stylophone?