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Posted
14 minutes ago, WinterMute said:

I find my fretlesses completely mysterious, in that it's a complete mystery where the notes are...

 

I get this - I think the frets hold the notes on to the fingerboard and if you don't have any the notes slide off the neck overnight.

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Posted
9 minutes ago, ahpook said:

 

I get this - I think the frets hold the notes on to the fingerboard and if you don't have any the notes slide off the neck overnight.

 

Thanks for clearing that up, I've always wondered where they go and why they never seem to be in the same place...

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Posted
29 minutes ago, fleabag said:

My fretless basses are also full of lobsters, crabs and sand.  That's a mystery in itself.

You can probably get a cream for the crabs.. Might be prescription only tho

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Posted
1 hour ago, Waddo Soqable said:

The shape of it looks a bit like the top half of Mark Sandman's 2 string bass

Time to call Niloman. 'Surreal' is his middle seven names.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, snorkie635 said:

Looks like something @nilorius would enjoy playing.

Ohh....so now You associate it with fretless bass. I didn't knew that robots care, but thanks a lot for giving interesting advices! 😉

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Just now, nilorius said:

Ohh....so now You associate it with fretless bass. I didn't knew that robots care, but thanks a lot for giving interesting advices! 😉

I think there's enough evidence here for an entire conference ... ... and I leave Nilo to bounce around his padded walls again. 🥹

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10 minutes ago, snorkie635 said:

I think there's enough evidence here for an entire conference ... ... and I leave Nilo to bounce around his padded walls again. 🥹

Will be waiting for that conference with a lot of interest and canned heat. See Ya soon, just don't order dogs to stand at the door, it can be dangerous for You!

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43 minutes ago, nilorius said:

Will be waiting for that conference with a lot of interest and canned heat. See Ya soon, just don't order dogs to stand at the door, it can be dangerous for You!

Howling at the Moon 😉

Posted
17 hours ago, fleabag said:

My fretless basses are also full of lobsters, crabs and sand.  That's a mystery in itself.

The proper term is clam. Your lines are full of clams, although to be a proper clam it has to be in tune but a semitone out of key.

Posted
14 minutes ago, Downunderwonder said:

The proper term is clam. Your lines are full of clams, although to be a proper clam it has to be in tune but a semitone out of key.

But what do You think about shrimps. They should also be there!

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Heres what I think.The piscatorial theme makes me think that the 'Bass' in question is actually the fish,and not the instrument,The 'fretless' theme is that the fish is not fretting,and so hasn't a care in the world.So its all about a mysterious happy fish.Plain as the nose on your wotsit.

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, squire5 said:

Heres what I think.The piscatorial theme makes me think that the 'Bass' in question is actually the fish,and not the instrument,The 'fretless' theme is that the fish is not fretting,and so hasn't a care in the world.So its all about a mysterious happy fish.Plain as the nose on your wotsit.

 

It's not fretting at the moment, but wait till someone uppercuts it.

 

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Oh I get it... all Bass are fretless, but not all basses are fretless. But scales are common to both. 

 

As someone who is about to start playing fretless bass again, after a layoff of about twenty years, I'd imagine my wife (who has perfect pitch) will be screaming the words "subtle" and "mysterious" as she pummels me with a shoe after another less than accurate rendition of the intro to "Wherever I Lay My Hat (That's My Home.)"

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Posted
21 minutes ago, tauzero said:

 

It's not fretting at the moment, but wait till someone uppercuts it.

 

So, You want it to be uppercut in kickboxing or eq way ?

Posted
Just now, nilorius said:

Ohh, i could help in eq way, but the other - You should ask Van Damme!

 

He makes jolly good cables.

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