Another strange FB ad - from Hell, with all epiiptment, apparently

[musicbassman]

All epiiptment  

[Lozz196]

I tried putting it into Google Translate but smoke started coming from my phone….

[ped]

The internet should be means tested

[NHM]

So A.I. has still got some way to go

[ped]

11 minutes ago, NHM said:

So A.I. has still got some way to go

Yes, Actual Intelligence 

[Gasman]

Was this another Nilorius post?

[snorkie635]

@Waddo Soqable you reckon he's broken out again?

[Franticsmurf]

I am that pair of a drummer from T. I can slick for anyone's bass trax and I certainly have tomany of need.

 

The Internet is a fabulous place. 😄

[rushbo]

I can hazard a guess at a rough "translation" of the first bit:

"I haven't gigged in quite a few years, but my ideal situation would be to be teamed with a drummer like Tommy Aldridge, playing hard rock and blues with an edge. I would play like a real kick-donkey* bassist in that situation.

I have all the equipment necessary to perform on stage and in the studio, however, someone borrowed a bass guitar from me and hasn't yet returned it. Fortunately, I have others."

 

Sadly the rest is in some obscure dialect that I am unfamiliar with. The "see more" clickable link is just a tantalising tease, isn't it?

 

We may all have a chuckle, but didn't James Joyce make a living out of this sort of stuff?

 

(* This is a rare example of BassChat AutoCensor actually enhancing the prose.)

Edited July 11, 2023 by rushbo

[Newfoundfreedom]

5 hours ago, Gasman said:

Was this another Nilorius post?

 

I don't think so. There wasn't a mundane question. 

[nilorius]

7 hours ago, snorkie635 said:

@Waddo Soqable you reckon he's broken out again?

Hey snorkie. Just wanted that You give from me best regards to AI. I can't reach it, but You are so close.

[nilorius]

8 hours ago, Gasman said:

Was this another Nilorius post?

Don't feel injurded badly, couse i don't love you! You are not lucky, maybe next life! 😉

[odysseus]

Who the hell is going to respond to that? 🤣

[Woodinblack]

2 hours ago, rushbo said:

I have all the equipment necessary to perform on stage and in the studio, however, someone borrowed a bass guitar from me and hasn't yet returned it.

 

I have all the equipment to play in stage or studio, apart from, you know, the actual instrument.

[Waddo Soqable]

8 hours ago, snorkie635 said:

@Waddo Soqable you reckon he's broken out again?

Somehow yes.. How? I've no idea.... 

[Gasman]

1 hour ago, nilorius said:

Don't feel injurded badly, couse i don't love you! You are not lucky, maybe next life! 😉

I think this reply is conclusive proof that it was indeed Nilo posting on FB - oh, but wait! Maybe it's the same Chatbot at work in both places!

[nilorius]

2 minutes ago, Gasman said:

I think this reply is conclusive proof that it was indeed Nilo posting on FB - oh, but wait! Maybe it's the same Chatbot at work in both places!

Chill out, CatBot !!!😜

[Roger2611]

Alphabetty Spagetti!

[NikNik]

ALmost as good as the old Craigslist ads.

 

Pocket Bass Player

[musicbassman]

2 hours ago, NikNik said:

ALmost as good as the old Craigslist ads.

 

Pocket Bass Player

Oh, that's excellent - haven't seen that one before  😁

Here it is :

 

[Gasman]

11pm curfew, 500 yards away from any place with children, this must be Chester the Molester trying for a new career...

[snorkie635]

2 minutes ago, Gasman said:

11pm curfew, 500 yards away from any place with children, this must be Chester the Molester trying for a new career...

Nope, he still plays drums for us. 👍