The Future of SBL - Wrong Answers Only

[TeresaFR]

Spurred on by an e-mail from Scott's Bass Lessons announcing "The Future of SBL" and that left me thinking how strange or funny that could be made. So here we are. I hope this thread is in the right place though. Anyway, here goes: "The future of SBL will be to forge the SBL membership into an armed militia ready to bring down any government we want! One's rank within said militia will be based entirely on how much you can slap and how groove you have. So say we all - Field Marshall Scott Devine and General Ian M. Allison." 

[TheGreek]

Humble Private TheGreek agrees.

[nige1968]

Scott's Banjo Lessons?

[TeresaFR]

54 minutes ago, TheGreek said:

Humble Private TheGreek agrees.

I've not even joined, only thought about it briefly but decided against it, so I'm gonna be a civilian hiding from being forced to own a P bass. 

[TeresaFR]

31 minutes ago, nige1968 said:

Scott's Banjo Lessons?

That would certainly be a surprise re-direction.

[meterman]

“Scott’s Big Lasagnas”

 

Massive multi-layered pasta dishes to be eaten whilst wearing gloves.As long as I don’t have to listen to slap bass while I’m eating I’m already interested 😛

[ezbass]

Spotty Bums Lowered.

 

An in depth study into the toilet habits of those with acne riddled behinds.

[Dan Dare]

I think we're onto something. Diversification is the name of the game if you want world dominance. How about Scott's Car Repairs, or Scott's Open Heart Surgery?

[LukeFRC]

"The future of SBL will be on a pay per view website and for your enjoyment I will be wearing nothing other than one glove"

[ezbass]

1 minute ago, LukeFRC said:

"The future of SBL will be on a pay per view website and for your enjoyment I will be wearing nothing other than one glove"

Pass the mind bleach, please!

[LukeFRC]

1 hour ago, ezbass said:

Pass the mind bleach, please!

I'm sure he'll start off with the wooly hat on too

Edited July 26, 2023 by LukeFRC
I forgot the end of the sentence

[Len_derby]

Scott’s Baldness Lessons.

Where he weans people off the ridiculous habit of wearing hats indoors.

[Doctor J]

I prefer Spock's Bass Lessons. Logically.

[redbandit599]

Scott's Bass Lessons - during which he educates fish.

 

Scots Bass Lessons - same format as usual but wearing a kilt.

Edited July 26, 2023 by redbandit599

[Chiliwailer]

The Saudis expand from football and move into YouTube and music. Scott moves to the desert, earns £800k a week, and performs in traditional Saudi attire while bathed in luxury. 

[nige1968]

More frequent marketing emails.

[tauzero]

Scott's Body Lotion - a new product to give you that fresh-off-stage drenched with sweat aroma that all the girls/boys* love. Applicator glove optional.

 

*Delete according to preference

[Rayman]

Without pissing on the fun chips…. I’m sick to death of SBL, and the Scott and Ian bromance. How many times can you use the word “dude” in one conversation.

[Chiliwailer]

18 minutes ago, Rayman said:

How many times can you use the word “dude” in one conversation.

 

[taunton-hobbit]

this thread is surely a refugee from DOI in the 'other' place ?

 

😎

 

 

[tauzero]

21 minutes ago, taunton-hobbit said:

this thread is surely a refugee from DOI in the 'other' place ?

 

😎

 

 

 

Talkbass has got a DOI thread?

[tauzero]

1 hour ago, Rayman said:

How many times can you use the word “dude” in one conversation.

 

Sub Zero seems to manage it every other word. Thus far, I think he's avoided using it to customers of the bank for which he handles calls.

[mowf]

11 hours ago, nige1968 said:

More frequent marketing emails.

Wrong answers only please.

[TeresaFR]

11 hours ago, Chiliwailer said:

The Saudis expand from football and move into YouTube and music. Scott moves to the desert, earns £800k a week, and performs in traditional Saudi attire while bathed in luxury. 

Promptly buys 100 new and rare basses, all costing at least £7000 each. 

[TeresaFR]

4 hours ago, Rayman said:

Without pissing on the fun chips…. I’m sick to death of SBL, and the Scott and Ian bromance. How many times can you use the word “dude” in one conversation.

Scott's Bromance Lessons - First episode featuring Mark King and entitled "Lessons in Love", there's lots of slapping but it's not bass lessons, if you know what I mean. First 12 hours, they've gone viral and made millions, but spent thousands on salve and lube.