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Fetal Guru - T. Rex

Holding Out For A Herd - Bonnie Tyler

Porklife - Blur

This Charming Map - The Smiths

Pocket Man - Elton John

Witchita  Lintman - Glenn Campbell

 

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Jimi Hendrix's song about painted wildlife - Purple Hare

ELO's tune about the discomfort of constipation - Turd To Stone

Orphaned Land and their fear of going to the toilet - P!ss of Despair

Rod Stewart's stolen toys - Hot Lego

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Punk Classics:

Chinese pink torpedos - Johnny Thunders

God shave the Queen - Sex Pistols

Babylon's Gurning - Ruts

Lust for Wife - Iggy Pop

I wanna be your bog - The Stooges

Long Dong Garden - Siouxsie and the Banshees

Nasty Pasty - 999

Farty in Paris - UK Subs

I'm not a tool - Cockney Rejects

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Drake (in an ode to his underwear) - Pants and Needs

Toyah (she's feeling ill in the hills) - Chunder In The Mountains

Bee Gees (they think affection is stupid) - How Derp Is Your Love

The Waterboys (in an ode to a lunar call-girl) - The Whore Of The Moon

Aerosmith (their friend is a bit chubby) - Janie's Got A Gut

 

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Inspired by the above Spandau Ballet alteration, a Bond selection:

 

Coldfinger 

Live And Let Pie

Chunderball

From Russia With Gove

Goonraker

View To A Pill

 

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Elvis - return to fender 

Elvis - love me gender 

zz top- dough boy 

Tammy Wynette -stand by your pan 

Rolf Harris - 2 little toys 

lynne Anderson - hose garden 

manfred Mann - if you gotta go go cow 

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Returning to Judas Priest (see 'Breaking the lav'):

 

Beyond the Realms of Neath

Right Crawler

Turbot Lover

Electric Rye

The Zipper

Metal Rods

 

 

 

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