THE SHREW

[madshadows]

Mr Phillips latest creation - The Shrew !!  😛 

 

The Shrew

 

John 😎 

 

[Newfoundfreedom]

Oh God! I thought he'd been quiet for a while. 

[oldslapper]

Certainly begins with SH…

[TheGreek]

He continues to amaze...😞😞

[JohnH89]

Please take his tools away .

 

[dudewheresmybass]

Upgraded 😂😂😂

[lonestar]

Is there no start to this man's talents ?

[TheGreek]

Put this in your diary - a possible upgrade

 

"I replaced the standard un-branded tuners with a set of super smooth Schecter ones."

[gemdids]

The ford mustang spark plug pickup selector is a nice touch though 🤣

[dyerseve]

On 01/03/2024 at 18:21, JohnH89 said:

Please take his tools away .

 

I think it would be better if someone put this tool away... 

[Newfoundfreedom]

I received an offer. 

 

It's a bargain now!

 

 

[oldslapper]

To be fair, it’s a good offer.
Take the £399 to take the monstrosity off his hands. 

 

Oh hold on…. 😳

[tauzero]

I saw the pickup switch and immediately thought "spark plug tip". But who'd have known it was from a Ford Mustang, with the vastly increased performance from a Ford Focus spark plug tip, despite being absolutely identical?

 

You must admire his pride in the sanding burns on the truncated headstock, and leaving half an original logo on the headstock. His supply of enormous white felt washers is evidently inexhaustible and a source of great pride to him. Not sure how well a 7-string pickup with pole pieces will handle 6 strings, or how the butchered neck pickup will cope with life when it looks most likely to start self-harming.

[Doctor J]

I wonder did he use Tone Tipp-ex for the side-dots?

[Doctor J]

It's almost as if he wanted it to suffer.

[gemdids]

I sometimes wonder if he’s making a mockumentary about the sh*t people will buy online, I can’t fathom any other reason why he does this!  

[Clarky]

Well at least we can settle down on a cold, rainy Spring evening and enjoy Book One of his trilogy

 

 

[Dan Dare]

On 01/03/2024 at 19:32, TheGreek said:

Put this in your diary - a possible upgrade

 

"I replaced the standard un-branded tuners with a set of super smooth Schecter ones."

 

Bit of a shame he used the original and rather rusty screws to secure them.

Edited March 7, 2024 by Dan Dare

[TheGreek]

Would expect nothing less.

In fact he probably ruined the original set and used some he found in the garage. 

[Dan Dare]

Just noticed something else. Has he glued those bits of perforated plastic to one of the pickups to direct the sound of the strings better? Yes, I know magnetic pickups aren't microphones and detect movements of a piece of ferrous wire in a magnetic field, rather than vibrations of air molecules. But I can't think of any other reason he may have done it.

[NikNik]

Has he bought a router??

[paul_5]

56 minutes ago, NikNik said:

Has he bought a router??

Looks like he ran the bit too hot when doing the headstock. Oh, burnished you say? Intentionally?

 

It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

[TheGreek]

On 12/03/2024 at 17:48, NikNik said:

Has he bought a router??

 

God...noooo!!

[gemdids]

The more I look at this, the more it boils my p!ss 🤣

[StingRayBoy42]

One of his ebay auctions has a link to him playing.
 

Edited March 13, 2024 by StingRayBoy42