Who do You love more, Your best friend or Your favourite bass ?

[nilorius]

Who do You love more, Your best friend or Your favourite bass ?

[Doctor J]

If one loves an inanimate object more than fellow human beings, one needs help and emotional support.

[fretmeister]

What a strange and unhinged question.

 

I don't have any friends.

[Leonard Smalls]

5 minutes ago, fretmeister said:

I don't have any friends.

To paraphrase my namesake:

"The name's Smalls, Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny only I ain't got no friends."

[fretmeister]

59 minutes ago, Leonard Smalls said:

To paraphrase my namesake:

"The name's Smalls, Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny only I ain't got no friends."

 

That's what my basses call me. They speak to me you know! They are my only true friends.

They do like to slag off the guitar I've got in the corner though.

[oldslapper]

I thought I loved Freddy more than anyone, but I’ve just parted him out and sold his neck. 

[fretmeister]

2 minutes ago, oldslapper said:

I thought I loved Freddy more than anyone, but I’ve just parted him out and sold his neck. 

 

 

alright Jeffrey - calm yourself!

[Skybone]

10 minutes ago, fretmeister said:

 

 

alright Jeffrey - calm yourself!

He was enjoying a nice Cianti at the time

[ahpook]

2 hours ago, nilorius said:

Who do You love more, Your best friend or Your favourite bass ?

 

Are we talking physically or emotionally ?

[nilorius]

2 minutes ago, ahpook said:

 

Are we talking physically or emotionally ?

In virtual insanity!

[neepheid]

2 hours ago, nilorius said:

Who do You love more, Your best friend or Your favourite bass ?

 

Are you bored?  I'm not even going to dignify that question with an answer!

[hiram.k.hackenbacker]

2 hours ago, nilorius said:

Who do You love more, Your best friend or Your favourite bass ?

I’m kind of getting used to your odd questions, but what I do find annoying is your propensity to post them without including your opinion in the post.

Even for you though, this is an odd one. It sounds absurdly materialistic at best.

[mep]

What this thread needs is a pole. Preferably a bargepole, so we won't touch it.

[mr4stringz]

There’s ‘General Discussion’ and there’s…this.

[nilorius]

23 minutes ago, hiram.k.hackenbacker said:

I’m kind of getting used to your odd questions, but what I do find annoying is your propensity to post them without including your opinion in the post.

Even for you though, this is an odd one. It sounds absurdly materialistic at best.

My odd questions......nice, thank you. Seems like your only preffered superb threads are DOI. Why i don't post my own opinion - because i don't have one and just want to get it from others. 

[gjones]

Now if I had the choice of saving my best friend, or my cat, from a house fire.......that would be a conundrum?

 

Edit: I'm sure my best friend would understand if I saved the cat but if it was the other way around I doubt my cat would be too chuffed.

Edited March 1, 2024 by gjones

[hiram.k.hackenbacker]

4 minutes ago, nilorius said:

My odd questions......nice, thank you. Seems like your only preffered superb threads are DOI. Why i don't post my own opinion - because i don't have one and just want to get it from others. 

I'm actually quite content that you don't have an opinion.

Now if you could just stop having questions as well, that might keep everyone happy 😜.

[nilorius]

10 minutes ago, hiram.k.hackenbacker said:

I'm actually quite content that you don't have an opinion.

Now if you could just stop having questions as well, that might keep everyone happy 😜.

Simple questions - must always be smart answers right along. Keep on!!! 🤩

[Baloney Balderdash]

My favorite bass is my best friend! 

 

 

Edited March 1, 2024 by Baloney Balderdash

[nilorius]

32 minutes ago, hiram.k.hackenbacker said:

I'm actually quite content that you don't have an opinion.

Now if you could just stop having questions as well, that might keep everyone happy 😜.

Think of the question i wrote.....think of that you can't answer the question ?! Like it or not - it's your problem, because this is bass chat, not the chat about - did your mom brought you up right or wrong ! 😉

[Gasman]

Maybe something lost in translation between brain and keyboard here... is Nilorius somehow related to Captain Beefheart?

[nilorius]

Hmmm.....did not think that for some one it would be so hard to just write "friend" or ''bass''.Sad. 🤣

Edited March 1, 2024 by nilorius

[Baloney Balderdash]

Seems a lot of people are really sensitive about this topic.

 

Guess there are a lot of people who got no friends, and it is understandable that it hurts to think about that fact, and that being confronted with this is making you upset.

 

To those I'd just like to say:

 

Light up!

 

Your suffering is only temporary.

 

We are all going to die eventually. 

 

Edited March 1, 2024 by Baloney Balderdash

[Beedster]

Sort of thread that makes me want to leave Basschat 

[nilorius]

18 minutes ago, Beedster said:

Sort of thread that makes me want to leave Basschat 

Close your eyes and start making a friendship.