What bass ads really mean.

[TheGreek]

[ahpook]

"Time, Luck, Cash"

 

[Guest]

My favourite.

 

Mint = damaged in some way.

[Dan Dare]

Or even Minty = damaged a bit more

 

I enjoy some of the AI descriptions that are appearing on eBay recently, For example, "whether you're a beginner or a seasoned professional, this bass is sure to tick all the boxes" (a genuine word-for-word quote from one particularly desperate listing). 

[Jackroadkill]

"Commensurate with age".  Swallowed a dictionary, have we?  Used gear is used gear.

[tauzero]

3 hours ago, Jackroadkill said:

"Commensurate with age".  Swallowed a dictionary, have we?  Used gear is used gear.

 

It depends on the instrument as well. My 1987 Warwick is almost perfect whereas a Fender of the same age would look as if someone had dug a garden up with it.

[40hz]

Rare - 9 times out of 10 (there are exceptions) it's not even remotely 'rare'.

Edited March 20, 2024 by 40hz

[Bolo]

17 minutes ago, 40hz said:

Rare - 9 times out of 10 (there are exceptions) it's not even remotely 'rare'.

Unloved, even by it's mother

[Dad3353]

[Suburban Man]

When it comes to equipment, cables, connectors etc: If it advertises itself as 'Professional' it almost certainly isn't.

[Rayman]

When the seller puts "I don't know anything about guitars", which I've seen quite often...... run for the hills.

[Crusoe]

On 19/03/2024 at 22:25, Dan Dare said:

I enjoy some of the AI descriptions that are appearing on eBay recently, For example, "whether you're a beginner or a seasoned professional, this bass is sure to tick all the boxes" (a genuine word-for-word quote from one particularly desperate listing). 

= bog standard Squier

[tauzero]

On 19/03/2024 at 21:33, Bassfinger said:

My favourite.

 

Mint = damaged in some way.

 

That may be why you'll see some relics described as "mint", which is quite confusing.

[tredders]

Where’s “plays like butter”? 😃

[Count Bassy]

18 hours ago, tredders said:

Where’s “plays like butter”? 😃

8th in the list.

[LowB_FTW]

I always like the "In perfect condition, apart from … "

 

Mark

[Guest]

8 hours ago, LowB_FTW said:

I always like the "In perfect condition, apart from … "

 

Mark

 

It's like cars. To my mind, "low mileage for year" = "high mileage, but im trying to put a positive spin on it."