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I'm sat in a queue with some thinking time... having just worked out that (based on mass alone), my skeleton could supply material for over 5000 bone nuts, I'm wondering what other resources I could be mined for.

 

Is there a better, more musical use for bones? Perhaps I could be turned into a xylophone.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Graham56 said:

Don't forget your skin.  Perhaps you could skin a banjo...


... or, if for weird reasons you dislike banjos, then your skin could be used for a Renaissance serpent, that snaky, leather clad wood instrument with a mouthpiece like a trombone.
I'd buy you!

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27 minutes ago, BassTractor said:


... or, if for weird reasons you dislike banjos, then your skin could be used for a Renaissance serpent, that snaky, leather clad wood instrument with a mouthpiece like a trombone.
I'd buy you!

I like the sound of this.

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22 hours ago, Homatron said:

I'm sat in a queue with some thinking time... having just worked out that (based on mass alone), my skeleton could supply material for over 5000 bone nuts, I'm wondering what other resources I could be mined for.

 

Is there a better, more musical use for bones? Perhaps I could be turned into a xylophone.

 

 

 

A cunning way to stay in the Gear Abstinence challenge, the next time someone with a hip replacement needs a bone nut! 

 

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