Homatron Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 I'm sat in a queue with some thinking time... having just worked out that (based on mass alone), my skeleton could supply material for over 5000 bone nuts, I'm wondering what other resources I could be mined for. Is there a better, more musical use for bones? Perhaps I could be turned into a xylophone. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassTractor Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 (edited) My vote is for turning you into an osteophone. 😉 Edited June 19 by BassTractor 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homatron Posted June 19 Author Share Posted June 19 Haha... touché 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham56 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 Don't forget your skin. Perhaps you could skin a banjo... 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 If you take lithium for a mood disorder, you could be rendered down for that. There may be as much as a millionth of a Tesla battery in your body. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassTractor Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 1 hour ago, Graham56 said: Don't forget your skin. Perhaps you could skin a banjo... ... or, if for weird reasons you dislike banjos, then your skin could be used for a Renaissance serpent, that snaky, leather clad wood instrument with a mouthpiece like a trombone. I'd buy you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homatron Posted June 19 Author Share Posted June 19 It's starting to sound like with sufficient planning we could equip a folk band! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homatron Posted June 19 Author Share Posted June 19 27 minutes ago, BassTractor said: ... or, if for weird reasons you dislike banjos, then your skin could be used for a Renaissance serpent, that snaky, leather clad wood instrument with a mouthpiece like a trombone. I'd buy you! I like the sound of this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahpook Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 Gut strings for miles ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassTractor Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 (edited) 1 hour ago, ahpook said: Gut strings for miles ! Guten Denken! Also to be used as frets on the Homatone da gamba. Edited June 19 by BassTractor 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NigeJ Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 Compost..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykesbass Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 Glue? And of course, Bones themselves: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBollock Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 I’d donate a femur or humerus for a flute/tin (bone) whistle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bass_dinger Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 22 hours ago, Homatron said: I'm sat in a queue with some thinking time... having just worked out that (based on mass alone), my skeleton could supply material for over 5000 bone nuts, I'm wondering what other resources I could be mined for. Is there a better, more musical use for bones? Perhaps I could be turned into a xylophone. A cunning way to stay in the Gear Abstinence challenge, the next time someone with a hip replacement needs a bone nut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bass_dinger Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 I shall be using my chest hair to manufacture the world's smallest violin bow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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