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Posted
38 minutes ago, Jackroadkill said:

Do farmers do magic tricks better than magicians grow triticale?

You tell me 

Do they ?

Some Farmers CAN do some pretty amazing magic tricks 

Once one made my girlfriend disappear at least  , I thought he did.

Until I found out

She snuck out the back door  to meet him out in the field. Why you ask ?

He wanted to plant his seed.

hahaha snickerssnicker chortlechortle chortle 

 

Some Magicians of course  grow Triticale 

But

The Magicians I know prefer growing Sorghum 

: ? )

 

Posted (edited)

My brother is a killer guitarist. He plays bass like a lead guitar... he can do the notes but not groove or mute well, for example.

 

My lead playing is awful yet my brother thinks I play fingerstyle better than him (I think he's being kind).

Edited by Stub Mandrel
Posted
3 hours ago, AndyTravis said:

Was sort of a joke.

 

ah well. 

My bad 

I apologize 

My joke detector wasn't working right 

and My serious meter was overheating due to overuse .

 

 

 

Posted
5 hours ago, Terry M. said:

I had to Google "Savant". Never too old to learn. I like it 👌 

I learned something new here today also 

I learned Reading in England is not spelled 

Redding like I thought , the Reading in England and the Reading in Pennsylvania are spelled the same.

Now what am I supposed to do?

 

I always thought I was right about

everything .🤪 

what am I going to do Now that 

 I'm only better than everyone else 

 

  Relax I'm just joking 

 

Here comes another one 

 

I didn't ever think ,    I knew 

Snickerssnickersnkicker.  

ChortlechortleChortle

 

 

 

 

Posted
On 05/02/2025 at 02:56, Bass4real said:

I learned something new here today also 

I learned Reading in England is not spelled 

Redding like I thought , the Reading in England and the Reading in Pennsylvania are spelled the same.

Now what am I supposed to do?

 

I

 

 

Say it like the locals do. You’re right about Reading in England 

Posted

The guitarist in my band actually filmed a DVD called 'Play Bass Guitar In One Day'. He had filmed the guitar equivalent and decided he might as well do a bass version.

 

He had never played a bass guitar previously.

 

I do recommend checking out the 'ROCK GRIP!'. I use that particular technique, since I first watched the video, whenever I can 🤣🤣🤣

 

 

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