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No gig, I had a cheap meal for one from Lidl and my cat walked sh*t through the house. 
So all in all, an upgrade on the last few valentines days. 

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45 minutes ago, Dood said:

No gig, I had a cheap meal for one from Lidl and my cat walked sh*t through the house. 
So all in all, an upgrade on the last few valentines days. 

I really compassionate You in that.

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10 hours ago, Dood said:

No gig, I had a cheap meal for one from Lidl and my cat walked sh*t through the house. 
So all in all, an upgrade on the last few valentines days. 

 

Deep joy. So who walked sh1t through the house on previous Valentine's Days?

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11 hours ago, Dood said:

No gig, I had a cheap meal for one from Lidl and my cat walked sh*t through the house. 
So all in all, an upgrade on the last few valentines days. 

Mrs Axe was decorating one time and had a paint roller tray of white emulsion on the landing floor. I said, ‘The cat will walk right through that.’ Seconds later, the cat scooted up the stairs and walked through the paint tray, panicked, and ran round the house leaving white footprints everywhere.

 

The cat was called Marshall but my nickname for him was Fat Boy Dim as he was all 3 of those things. Without fail he would time his use of the litter tray to coincide with us sitting down to our evening meal. More than once he stood in the litter tray and crapped out of it onto the floor.

 

But no, no Valentine’s Day gig.

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1 hour ago, Steve Browning said:

Did a Valentines gig once, to 3 people. That was at the end of the 2 hour drive to get there. 

A throuple ? How very modern….😃

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1 hour ago, Steve Browning said:

Did a Valentines gig once, to 3 people. That was at the end of the 2 hour drive to get there. 

How nice, but really insane.

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