Dumbness!!

[scrumpymike]

I tried to place an on-line order yesterday with Sweetwater in the US for a J/M 4 set of Aguilar pickups that I can't find in stock in the UK or the EU.

 

So I open my virtual basket to place the order and I get the following message: 'Sorry these items are out of inventory but our experts suggest the following replacement that will be just as good for you.'

 

And what do they recommend as a straight replacement? The Aguilar 5-string set!!

 

I don't think so.

 

Are there any similar stories of dumbness out there?

[neepheid]

It's a pickup, innit?  Same thing, innit?  What are you moaning about?

 

[Killerfridge]

6 minutes ago, scrumpymike said:

I tried to place an on-line order yesterday with Sweetwater in the US for a J/M 4 set of Aguilar pickups that I can't find in stock in the UK or the EU.

 

So I open my virtual basket to place the order and I get the following message: 'Sorry these items are out of inventory but our experts suggest the following replacement that will be just as good for you.'

 

And what do they recommend as a straight replacement? The Aguilar 5-string set!!

 

I don't think so.

 

Are there any similar stories of dumbness out there?

It's a bit like Amazon's recommendation engine:

 

"Ah I see you bought a new TV. I guess that means you like buying TVs, so now I'm only going to recommend you TVs for the next few months"

[christhammer666]

cut the wood and squeeze the 5ver pick up i dont see the problem. i have a chisel if needed

[Lozz196]

Pretty much like online shopping from supermarkets, order lemons or lemon juice and if they`re out of stock they send lemon scented bleach.

[uk_lefty]

1 hour ago, Lozz196 said:

Pretty much like online shopping from supermarkets, order lemons or lemon juice and if they`re out of stock they send lemon scented bleach.

Scent and flavour are not the same thing when it comes to bleach 

[chriswareham]

3 hours ago, uk_lefty said:

Scent and flavour are not the same thing when it comes to bleach 

 

Very true. My local grocery emporium were out of stock of my usual brand name choice, so I took a chance on their own brand. On opening the bottle I missed the woody notes of my favourite Domestos, and whrn decanting I noticed a lack of body. It went down well enough after I'd let it breathe for a while, but the afterburn was shocking.

[scrumpymike]

20 hours ago, uk_lefty said:

Scent and flavour are not the same thing when it comes to bleach 

 

As it happens, they are for that bleach- and perfume-loving nation the French. The word 'parfum' means scent AND flavour. Found that out years ago in 'gay (?!) Paris' when I ordered an ice-cream and the guy asked me what 'parfum' I wanted. Now isn't that interesting?

 

I'll get me coat.

[BabyBlueSound]

remember that (not sure if real) story where some guy got an actual octopus delivered by Tesco, as they did not have the specific brand of bread the customer asked for? 😁

[Dan Dare]

On 22/04/2025 at 11:31, christhammer666 said:

cut the wood and squeeze the 5ver pick up i dont see the problem. i have a chisel if needed

 

There's a chap whose work features on here occasionally who could do that for you...

[SICbass]

2 hours ago, Dan Dare said:

 

There's a chap whose work features on here occasionally who could do that for you...

You‘re a very, very naughty bass- player 

[MichaelDean]

3 hours ago, BabyBlueSound said:

remember that (not sure if real) story where some guy got an actual octopus delivered by Tesco, as they did not have the specific brand of bread the customer asked for? 😁

Well, I just had to look that up!
https://metro.co.uk/2014/09/12/tesco-customer-orders-walnut-bread-receives-an-octopus-4866939/

[asingardenof]

On 22/04/2025 at 12:07, Lozz196 said:

Pretty much like online shopping from supermarkets, order lemons or lemon juice and if they`re out of stock they send lemon scented bleach.

I once ordered sour cream from Tesco and they didn't have it in stock, so instead they substituted a £10 bottle of Pinot Grigio. It would have been rude to send it back, frankly.