VW Passat Turbo Diesel?

[bythesea]

I reckon this guy must be an estate agent. What do you think?

[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Versatile-Rare-Cort-B4FL-4-String-Fretless-Bass-Guitar_W0QQitemZ180392387189"]Cort Fretless[/url]

[Prosebass]

[quote name='bythesea' post='559173' date='Aug 3 2009, 01:18 PM']I reckon this guy must be an estate agent. What do you think?

[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Versatile-Rare-Cort-B4FL-4-String-Fretless-Bass-Guitar_W0QQitemZ180392387189"]Cort Fretless[/url][/quote]

Its all quite understandable when you realise he is an 'upright' player.

Probably a 'jazzist'

[bythesea]

[OldGit]

He's nover owned a VW Passat past year 7 when they start to fall apart in tiny but expensive ways ...
Nicely written advert though.

[skankdelvar]

Professional writer. Prose somewhat overcooked, but it beats the arse off:

"Fendr PERCISsION - it are bargin, play superb WOW! Fund in m y uncels' loft VINTAGE 1945 Giutar WOW!!#."

He / she must be one of [i]Us[/i].

Edited August 3, 2009 by skankdelvar

[bythesea]

[quote name='skankdelvar' post='559690' date='Aug 3 2009, 09:44 PM']"Fendr PERCISsION - it are bargin, play superb WOW! Fund in m y uncels' loft VINTAGE 1945 Giutar WOW!!#."[/quote]
I missed that one! What's the link, I want it to go with the one I already have!

[Bassassin]

[quote name='skankdelvar' post='559690' date='Aug 3 2009, 09:44 PM']"Fendr PERCISsION - it are bargin, play superb WOW! Fund in m y uncels' loft VINTAGE 1945 Giutar WOW!!#."[/quote]
You forgot "L@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@K!!!!!!! Always wondered what the hell "laaak" means. Sounds like it might be Finnish.

But I dunno about the choice between mentally subnormal and glib, smarmy & insincere, tbh.

Jon.

[spinynorman]

WTF is Wenge. It sounds like something Boadicea painted on her naughty bits.

[skankdelvar]

Wenge Edited August 7, 2009 by skankdelvar