funkypenguin Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 thats a beautiful coffee table alright.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowac Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 (edited) I wouldn't play a bass that ugly even if it was under a court order. Hell, for that kind of money, I'd keep John Diggins at Jaydee busy for the next several years with my orders alone. I might have a Unicorn bass built, (They are about as expensive as Alembics!) Edited September 4, 2009 by Mowac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynepunkdude Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I'd get a Sadowsky and penis reduction surgery, I've needed it for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexclaber Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 [quote name='chris_b' post='589295' date='Sep 4 2009, 12:27 AM']Only goes to show that money and taste don't necessarily go together![/quote] Is David Hasselhoff still in fashion over there? Alex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftybassman392 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 [quote name='EBS_freak' post='589374' date='Sep 4 2009, 08:46 AM']But it still wouldn't get you *that* bass... and if you want *that* bass... cough up![/quote] ...and I don't doubt somebody will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxBassMastaXx Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 its the kind of thing 50 cent would have if he played bass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffbassist Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 is this the worlds only chav bass... i cant think of any others off the top of my head?......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB1 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 MB1. ....Do you do it in any other colours than Brown Gordon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owen Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 [quote name='bythesea' post='589074' date='Sep 3 2009, 08:28 PM']+1 The Ritter that Owen is selling on BC looks so much better than that IMO.[/quote] WORD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tait Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 ok, its pretty hideous, but its not THAT bad. i think the worst part is the inlay to be honest. closely followed by the gold hardware (but that applies on any bass ever, gold hardware = BAD). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purpleblob Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Any thoughts on the 10,000 year old mammoth ivory nut ? Not an option I tend to see from other luthiers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tait Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 [quote name='purpleblob' post='590737' date='Sep 5 2009, 03:37 PM']Any thoughts on the 10,000 year old mammoth ivory nut ? Not an option I tend to see from other luthiers [/quote] bah, a nuts a nut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutton Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 If only it had been a four stringer I'd have had it in a minute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charic Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 I have to admit I like it. I have a thing for full length inlays ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 [quote name='Pentode' post='589137' date='Sep 3 2009, 09:33 PM']Rather slam my knob in the car door again.........[/quote] Is this a hobby that we are unaware of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charic Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 I can honestly say I was quite underwhelmed by the unicorn basses not my kinda thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee4 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 [quote name='EssentialTension' post='589001' date='Sep 3 2009, 07:09 PM']I'd rather have almost anything else (including piles). Horrible.[/quote] +1 here(but without the chalfonts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebeat Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Sod the looks! more importantly, can you get a P bass sound out of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 [quote name='lee4' post='590983' date='Sep 5 2009, 08:45 PM']+1 here(but without the chalfonts)[/quote] I may have exaggerated for effect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassAgent Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 I would buy about 20 Celinders before I would buy a Ritter like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRedX Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 While that particular Ritter isn't the bass for me, it's great to see someone doing something that isn't simply a clone of the Fender designs. It's almost definitely a better investment than a new car costing the same amount of money and considerably less maintenance! Cost doesn't matter if you have the disposable income and it's the right instrument for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flatwound Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 So,...is it a bass, or a "w***" ?? and I love this... "I'd rather have almost anything else (including piles). Horrible." and this... "Rather slam my knob in the car door again"........ how did ya manage to do that ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 [quote name='flatwound' post='592280' date='Sep 7 2009, 05:44 PM']So,...is it a bass, or a "w***" ?? and I love this... [b]"I'd rather have almost anything else (including piles). Horrible."[/b] and this... "Rather slam my knob in the car door again"........ how did ya manage to do that ?? [/quote] Perhaps you ought not to take me too literallly on the piles bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftybassman392 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Can't see this appearing at a gig anywhere near me anytime soon. Anyone with enough moolah to get this and not notice the hole in their bank account will:- a. not need to use it to earn their living; b. not want the great unwashed to have any chance of getting their sweaty mitts on it; c. deserve it. And you know what? They can keep it! Or better yet donate it to a worthy cause - ideas on this thread please... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynepunkdude Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 [quote name='leftybassman392' post='592332' date='Sep 7 2009, 06:42 PM']c. deserve it.[/quote] How do you know that, how about some guy who has been playing a Squier afor 20 years every week then wins the lottery and thinks I'm gonna get something very special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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