comedy!! beringher

[danbowskill]

has anyone else seen the berk selling a beringher 4500 head on ebay pre owned for #335 quid!!!!! what a shmuck!! think they are only 140 new(not even worth that)whish i could warn the vunrable fool (if so)who buys it!lol

[Stan_da_man]

Have you seen the jokers trying to sell (auction) a bass on here for more than its worth?

[Guest johnzgerman]

[quote name='danbowskill' post='606631' date='Sep 23 2009, 01:18 PM']has anyone else seen the berk selling a beringher 4500 head on ebay pre owned for #335 quid!!!!! what a shmuck!! think they are only 140 new(not even worth that)whish i could warn the vunrable fool (if so)who buys it!lol[/quote]

classic, ebays full of idiots like that:)

[waynepunkdude]

I just looked on eBay for Behringer and found this




I wonder what they want it to look like..........

[danbowskill]

[quote name='Stan_da_man' post='606632' date='Sep 23 2009, 01:20 PM']Have you seen the jokers trying to sell (auction) a bass on here for more than its worth?[/quote]sure but not more than retail!

[Guest johnzgerman]

[quote name='waynepunkdude' post='606640' date='Sep 23 2009, 01:26 PM']I just looked on eBay for Behringer and found this




I wonder what they want it to look like..........[/quote]

bvt500h eh? sounds a little familiar

[lowdown]

[quote name='johnzgerman' post='606633' date='Sep 23 2009, 01:21 PM']classic, ebays full of idiots like that:)[/quote]


Only the ones that buy.


Garry

[dudewheresmybass]

dunno about BVT - looks more like 'but' to me. says more about it than anything else i suspect!

[agoulding]

that looks terrible. Id be more satisfied with my ear stuck to the body of my bass

[thepurpleblob]

There's a lot of it about.... here's one I noticed yesterday:
[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Yamaha-electric-bass-TRB-1005_W0QQitemZ200386945757QQ"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Yamaha-electric-bass...Z200386945757QQ[/url]

How much are/were TRB1005s new?

[dudewheresmybass]

i did see a weeping demon wah pedal on ebay the other day. It retails around £110 yet the seller had set his buy it now price for a used example at £185!

[Rich]

[quote name='thepurpleblob' post='607347' date='Sep 24 2009, 06:49 AM']There's a lot of it about.... here's one I noticed yesterday:
[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Yamaha-electric-bass-TRB-1005_W0QQitemZ200386945757QQ"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Yamaha-electric-bass...Z200386945757QQ[/url]

How much are/were TRB1005s new?[/quote]
GAK have them for £519.
But apparently this bass "has supported major artists such as 90's rock band Thunder, pop singer Lucie Silvas and x factor duo journey south". So that makes it worth [i]loads[/i] more.

[thepurpleblob]

[quote name='Rich' post='607611' date='Sep 24 2009, 12:45 PM']Ah, but apparently this bass "has supported major artists such as 90's rock band Thunder, pop singer Lucie Silvas and x factor duo journey south". So that makes it worth more.[/quote]

Actually this guy just gets better....
[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/yamaha-bex4-semi-electric-bass-guitar-with-3-band-EQ_W0QQitemZ200386946650"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/yamaha-bex4-semi-ele...emZ200386946650[/url]

"This bass is a star in its own right, it has been on 4 UK tours and has been on the stage where the likes of The Beatles and Nirvana have once stood. ". Pure Gold

Edited September 24, 2009 by thepurpleblob

[Shambo]

Just a shame these things aren't 20 years old. Then you can add 'vintage' to the description and double your asking price.

[thepurpleblob]

[quote name='Shambo' post='607618' date='Sep 24 2009, 12:51 PM']Just a shame these things aren't 20 years old. Then you can add 'vintage' to the description and double your asking price.[/quote]

Only double?

[lemmywinks]

[quote name='thepurpleblob' post='607615' date='Sep 24 2009, 12:49 PM']Actually this guy just gets better....
[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/yamaha-bex4-semi-electric-bass-guitar-with-3-band-EQ_W0QQitemZ200386946650"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/yamaha-bex4-semi-ele...emZ200386946650[/url]

"This bass is a star in its own right, it has been on 4 UK tours and has been on the stage where the likes of The Beatles and Nirvana have once stood. ". Pure Gold [/quote]


That's nothing, i've performed on stages where Tony Hadley and Simply Red have once stood. Beat that!

[Guest johnzgerman]

[quote name='lemmywinks' post='607631' date='Sep 24 2009, 01:00 PM']That's nothing, i've performed on stages where Tony Hadley and Simply Red have once stood. Beat that![/quote]

does that mean you can charge more for playin gigs now?

[lemmywinks]

[quote name='johnzgerman' post='607637' date='Sep 24 2009, 01:03 PM']does that mean you can charge more for playin gigs now?[/quote]


Err... less i think!

At one of the aformentioned venues we were playing a wedding and were a bit concerned about the size of the stage (big enough for drums and backline basically). The organiser got very shirty and huffed "well, it was big enough for Tony Hadley!"

Cue 4 musicians rolling around the floor with laughter!

[Rich]

[quote name='thepurpleblob' post='607615' date='Sep 24 2009, 12:49 PM']Actually this guy just gets better....
[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/yamaha-bex4-semi-electric-bass-guitar-with-3-band-EQ_W0QQitemZ200386946650"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/yamaha-bex4-semi-ele...emZ200386946650[/url]
"This bass is a star in its own right, it has been on 4 UK tours and has been on the stage where the likes of The Beatles and Nirvana have once stood. ". Pure Gold [/quote]
£450 BIN on a well-used bass that's £500 brand new, what a cracker.
I like the bit that says:
"[i]Due to this being a special bass we only want serious buyers, so we have decided to have collection only, that way we know that whatever home it goes to, the person is obviously very passionate about music to have travelled to pick it up and we hope it gets to continue touring.[/i]"
Roughly translates as:
"[i]We can't be arsed to arrange a courier.[/i]"

[Guest johnzgerman]

[quote name='lemmywinks' post='607744' date='Sep 24 2009, 02:33 PM']Err... less i think!

At one of the aformentioned venues we were playing a wedding and were a bit concerned about the size of the stage (big enough for drums and backline basically). The organiser got very shirty and huffed "well, it was big enough for Tony Hadley!"

Cue 4 musicians rolling around the floor with laughter![/quote]

how large is tony hadley??

[ash_sak]

[quote name='Rich' post='607840' date='Sep 24 2009, 04:07 PM']£450 BIN on a well-used bass that's £500 brand new, what a cracker.
I like the bit that says:
"[i]Due to this being a special bass we only want serious buyers, so we have decided to have collection only, that way we know that whatever home it goes to, the person is obviously very passionate about music to have travelled to pick it up and we hope it gets to continue touring.[/i]"
Roughly translates as:
"[i]We can't be arsed to arrange a courier.[/i]"[/quote]


They have quite a way with words, it should almost be commended.

So what if they spent more time thinking about how to phrase the advert rather than how to price it.

[lemmywinks]

[quote name='johnzgerman' post='607844' date='Sep 24 2009, 04:12 PM']how large is tony hadley?? [/quote]


This explains it all!

[agoulding]

[quote name='thepurpleblob' post='607347' date='Sep 24 2009, 06:49 AM']There's a lot of it about.... here's one I noticed yesterday:
[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Yamaha-electric-bass-TRB-1005_W0QQitemZ200386945757QQ"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Yamaha-electric-bass...Z200386945757QQ[/url]

How much are/were TRB1005s new?[/quote]


what a schmuck. I bought my 1004 under £300 new. But that was because the sales assistants didn't have a clue