Rude gear names?

[Fitz666]

Anything these guys make really...

[url="http://www.knucklehead.com/"]http://www.knucklehead.com/[/url]

[Lorne]

BC Rich [b]Bich[/b] Yeah,it spelt differently,but it's pronounced the usual way

[pete.young]

Way Huge Swollen Pickle. Tee hee.

[kingofthestuntmen]

Another OT one;



They're "treats for wild birds" according to Pets At Home...

[nick]

Another one from Metasonix, makers of the 'f***ing f***er', the [b]Butt Probe[/b] pedal.
Even has such controls as; [i]Fist, Ream & Screw[/i]

Edited October 2, 2009 by nick

[OldGit]

[quote name='nick' post='615156' date='Oct 2 2009, 07:45 PM']Another one from Metasonix, makers of the 'f***ing f***er', the [b]Butt Probe[/b] pedal.
Even has such controls as; [i]Fist, Ream & Screw[/i] [/quote]


He's trying too hard, really.
I like the bit in the video where the is upset 'cos no one at NAMM gives a flying foooooook about his daft name for his amp.
30 years after punk no one really cares.
Mind you, If he could get the Jonas Brothers to use them that would be fun.

[Jean-Luc Pickguard]

I'd love the have the job of answering the phone for this catering company
[url="http://www.randykuntzcatering.com/"]http://www.randykuntzcatering.com/[/url]

[OutToPlayJazz]

Willows Guitars' "Spunky Bass" gets my vote.

[Moos3h]

Surely it's always amusing when something is 'accidentally' a bit rude, but calling your product the 'Big Hairy Balls 1000: c***s***** edition' is just a touch purile, no?

[Deep Thought]

These guys were at Manson's guitar show last year.

[url="http://www.endlessknobbing.com/"]http://www.endlessknobbing.com/[/url]

[kingofthestuntmen]

[quote name='Deep Thought' post='615487' date='Oct 3 2009, 09:05 AM']These guys were at Manson's guitar show last year.

[url="http://www.endlessknobbing.com/"]http://www.endlessknobbing.com/[/url][/quote]


'Endless Knobbing...' A Bad News quote IIRC..?

The 'We'll Knob Anything' tagline made me laugh a lil'. And a pic of Justin Hawkins on the website...

[pantherairsoft]

I always find the Fafner (by EBS) sounds a little rude, maybe it's just my warped mind :-)

[dudewheresmybass]

the m*nge box ??

[RhysP]

[quote name='Jean-Luc Pickguard' post='615245' date='Oct 2 2009, 09:18 PM']I'd love the have the job of answering the phone for this catering company
[url="http://www.randykuntzcatering.com/"]http://www.randykuntzcatering.com/[/url][/quote]

[EdwardHimself]

i loled at the fact that apparently you're not allowed to say "wut" on the UG website.

[BigRedX]

[url="http://haydenamps.com/amps-mofo.php"]Hayden Mofo[/url]

[timloudon]

[quote name='chris_b' post='614725' date='Oct 2 2009, 12:52 PM']I win........!

[/quote]

This guy just wins in general...

[Ou7shined]

Er... [b]P[/b] bass.

[Alun]

Flange

[bluesparky]

[quote name='Alun' post='615745' date='Oct 3 2009, 02:53 PM']Flange[/quote]
Heh heh, always my favourite..

[mrcrow]

hunt, lunt and cunningham..solicitors

[bluesparky]

My first ever amp was a Peavey, but my mum read it as Pervy - bit rubbish that one!

The [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/w***el_engine"]w***el Rotary Engine[/url] always makes me chuckle.

[bluesparky]

[quote name='bluesparky' post='618240' date='Oct 6 2009, 10:04 AM']My first ever amp was a Peavey, but my mum read it as Pervy - bit rubbish that one!

The [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/w***el_engine"]w***el Rotary Engine[/url] always makes me chuckle.[/quote]

Ha ha! and it's censored on here too! heh heh....

[Ou7shined]

LOL That reminds me of when I lived in Germany. There was a local window fitter who's sir name was W*nk. He had this old blue van and on the side of it he just had his sir name in huge white letters and his details on the back. It always made me chuckle whenever I saw "the W*NK van" trundling round town.

[thepurpleblob]

[quote name='Zombywoof' post='614786' date='Oct 2 2009, 01:39 PM']Moog[/quote]

Hey - I used to work for them. The bit that makes hydraulic valves not the interesting one unfortunately.