Jump to content
Why become a member? ×

Homemade Porn


Alfie
 Share

Recommended Posts

[quote name='thunderbird13' post='727797' date='Jan 28 2010, 04:43 PM']Excellent - I can see a whole new business opening up :)[/quote]

If I was a bit quicker with a soldering iron then I would consider this. I am definitely thinking about making a Chocolate Bourbon, perhaps one day a Garibaldi.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[quote name='~tl' post='727978' date='Jan 28 2010, 07:13 PM']Maybe a stupid question... but what does it do?[/quote]

It is a Tube Screamer with the Robert Keeley TS808 mods. It has a nice smooth overdrive with a little bit of crunch, like a custard cream that has been left out of the biscuit tin for a day or so.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[u][b]BISCUIT FACT[/b][/u]

The industry standard test to ascertain the difference between a biscuit and a cake is thus.


Left in the open atmosphere of standard temperature and pressure, A biscuit will become softer.

A cake however will become harder.

This was used in the Jaffa cake affair to persuade the powers that be that their product was in fact a cake and not a biscuit, saving themselves a fair old whack in tax.

Apparently, There is no VAT on cakes, but a chocolate covered biscuit attracts VAT as a luxury item.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[quote name='Dandelion' post='728133' date='Jan 28 2010, 09:32 PM'][u][b]BISCUIT FACT[/b][/u]

The industry standard test to ascertain the difference between a biscuit and a cake is thus.


Left in the open atmosphere of standard temperature and pressure, A biscuit will become softer.

A cake however will become harder.

This was used in the Jaffa cake affair to persuade the powers that be that their product was in fact a cake and not a biscuit, saving themselves a fair old whack in tax.

Apparently, There is no VAT on cakes, but a chocolate covered biscuit attracts VAT as a luxury item.[/quote]

Someone watches Qi!!
Cool pedals by the way!! :)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...