Nashville Bassist

[lowdown]

Doing the rounds over the pond........

" I'm a great pro bass player looking for a new band, and have a
lot of experience playing in all kinds of bands. I don't like to brag,
but to be honest I'm the best bass player in Nashville.
I am picky about the kind of music I play. I don't like playing
in original bands, because most of the players in those bands
aren't good enough to play covers, and I don't like country because it's for
morons. I'll play any style except reggae, ska, country, originals,
classical, hip hop, rap, alternative, jazz, punk, new age,
classic rock, or metal. I play current rock, and only current rock, even
though most of it sucks, so I'm extremely particular about the kind of
music I play. Think Nirvana meets Eric Clapton, with a touch of Motor
Head thrown in (I know they're not NEW, but that's the style of music
I prefer). I f that is the kind of music you play, hit me up,
otherwise don't waste my time.


I'm ready to play immediately. I just need a little help
financially to get my bass out of the pawn shop, and it would be great if you
can loan me a little for strings, just until we get paid from our first gig, and I'll pay you back.
I'm going through a messy divorce, but fortunately I get my kids part of the time, usually on the weekends. That won't be a problem though, because I can get a babysitter if I have enough
notice if a gig comes up. I don't have a phone right now, but I'm
planning to get a prepaid one as soon as I get a job. I'm staying with a
friend right now and writing this on his computer, so you can contact
me here. He says I can stay here one more month before I have to find a new place.


I'm hoping to move back in with my Mom, but for some reason
she's not returning my calls. My car got repossessed recently, so it would
be great if someone in the band can give me a ride and haul my
bass, just until we get things going and we start making some serious money.


My brother knows a guy whose sister is dating the ex-drummer of a
band in Fargo,North Dakota that used to get some bookings from an agent
in Detroit who cousin is the wife of a lawyer that who was hired to
put together a deal for a band that almost got a contract with a big
record company in Los Angeles before the deal fell through.
Bottom line is, I've got great connections.

Yes, I am in RECOVERY, and part of recovery is admitting you
have a problem, but I haven't had any significant relapses since my
last stint in rehab, I onl y smoke a little 420, and only on the breaks, and
I'm always careful nobody sees me in the parking lot. All other form
of recreation wait until AFTER the gig!


Besides, unlike some other bass players in Nashville that have
on-going "issues" (you bass players know who you are) you know you can
absolutely count on me staying sober and NOT HAVING A SUBSTANCE
ABUSE OR ALCOHOL PROBLEM because my doctor says any of that stuff will
interfere with the effectiveness of my medication. I'm ready to play, so if
you want the best bass player in Nashville , hit me up! "


Garry

[OldGit]

Ha ha
I think I know that guy but he plays drums now ...