The inglourious bass turd Posted March 23, 2010 Posted March 23, 2010 I've always liked those car acrostics - like Fiat = fix it again Toni, or found in a tip, and my favourite - Lotus = lots of trouble, usually serious. So I thought it might be fun to try some bass ones (of course, I could be wrong!) So here's a couple to kick off with- Fender - frequently excellent, never disastrous, enormously respected Gibson - genuinely iconic, but somehow overlooked now bit lame, I know, but let's see what ya got! Quote
dos dedos Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Squier - Some quite unexpectedly improved equipment, recently Quote
xilddx Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Yamaha Yuk! All massive and hideous aesthetics Quote
Clarky Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Wal - what a loadamoney Ritter - really interesting to technicians, exceptionally rank Lakland - like a King Leo, lacking a new design Quote
Marvin Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Ibanez Incredibly balanced and never ever zigzags? :wacko: Quote
bartelby Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Sei Bass- Surprisingly Expensive Innit Basses Are Seriously Sexy Quote
4 Strings Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Wow, A Real Wood Item, Clinically Klean But As Subtle as Sh*te Quote
Bloodaxe Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Aria - Aesthetically Right In Application Atlansia - Acutely Tortuous Labyrinthine Aesthetics Notably Surreal In Application Odd to think the same designer was responsible for both. And, just to be controversial... Fodera - Frankly Overpriced Designer Ego-Ramping Accessory Quote
xilddx Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Silicone treatment apparatus turned us sterile Quote
Clarky Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Alembic - A low end marvel but incredible cost Quote
Bloodaxe Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 [quote name='silddx' post='784435' date='Mar 24 2010, 10:23 AM']Silicone treatment apparatus turned us sterile[/quote] Ahh, but Synthetic Techniques Achieve Tonal Uniformity, Sir. Quote
xilddx Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 [quote name='Bloodaxe' post='784446' date='Mar 24 2010, 10:29 AM']Ahh, but Synthetic Techniques Achieve Tonal Uniformity, Sir.[/quote] Very good, sir Quote
thunderbird13 Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Economical Nevertheless Cheap Oriental Rubbish Expected Quote
Marvin Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Really Obvious Chinese Kit But A Stupendous Sound. Quote
Low End Bee Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Perfect Really Except Certain Ingrates Suggest It's Only Nostalgia Quote
Bassassin Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Let's not forget: Horrible American Rubbish That Keeps Exploding. Jon. Quote
xilddx Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 [quote name='Bassassin' post='784507' date='Mar 24 2010, 11:11 AM']Let's not forget: Horrible American Rubbish That Keeps Exploding. Jon.[/quote] Quote
cetera Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 [b]S[/b]uperb [b]P[/b]layability [b]E[/b]liminates [b]C[/b]arpal [b]T[/b]unnel [b]O[/b]r [b]R[/b]eiter (Syndrome) Quote
thunderbird13 Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 To Halt Unplayable Neck Dive Easily Reposition Button Instantly Reducing Dive Quote
Low End Bee Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Bridge Adds Density. Alters Sound? Scam? Quote
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