WTF?

[Happy Jack]

[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/cello-violin-/180503758322?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item2a06dcc5f2"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/cello-violin-/180503...=item2a06dcc5f2[/url]

[AndyTravis]

"i do not know nothing about it, i love antiques but not play any intrument,

see mi ather items"

Epic Fail...

I wouldn't buy a Violin/Cello? from somebody who wasn't sure at the top, then describes it as a Cello; i've made the assumption that by 'payment' the seller means 'EMPTY YOUR f***ing BANK ACCOUNT!'?

oh well...it's either a big Violin, or a very small Double Bass.

[AndyTravis]

Granted, the spelling may be down to Dyslexia.

Now i feel like a snidey c***.

[Mykesbass]

Just where exactly does that spike at the end of a violin go?

[Bassassin]

[quote name='AndyTravis' post='828975' date='May 5 2010, 09:08 PM']Granted, the spelling may be down to Dyslexia.

Now i feel like a snidey c***.[/quote]

I don't think the seller's a native English speaker, judging from the sentence construction & odd phonetic spelling.

Great big fiddle though, that.

Jon.

[Ou7shined]

[quote name='Mykesbass' post='828988' date='May 5 2010, 09:19 PM']Just where exactly does that spike at the end of a violin go?[/quote]
Right up this sellers misinformed butt.

[MB1]

MB1.
...Boosey and Hawkes School issue Cello innit?

[tauzero]

What is very odd is what you find if you go to his feedback and look at the stuff he's sold. Three cars, each with a different format of listing but demonstrating different but intelligible levels of English, a couple of Sky boxes ditto, and things like a clock and a trailer which demonstrate his rather haphazard approach to the language. I can only assume that the intelligible adverts were lifted from the original ebay listings that he bought the cars from.