WTF!?! LADY BASS

[matski]

Just spotted this for sale on eBay:

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I am dumbfounded...

Edited May 19, 2010 by matski

[Low End Bee]

It's a jazz mag bass.

[Clarky]

Ask the seller if it has a Badass? And where exactly is the truss rod adjusted?

Joking aside, that is SO rank. I would hate to play it, not knowing what had happened to it before ....

[alanbass1]

DO you have an e-bay link, I really want to see the description

[Rich]

If that was the last bass on earth, I would take up the bagpipes. Or harmonica. Or jew's harp. Anything except play that.

[waltsdog]

[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mojo-Fretless-Lady-Bass-/220607842979?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item335d408aa3"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mojo-Fretless-Lady-B...=item335d408aa3[/url]

[Cat Burrito]

Silly

[ahpook]

[quote name='BurritoBass' post='842332' date='May 19 2010, 06:14 PM']Silly[/quote]

plus the one.

[waynepunkdude]

[url="http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=88460"]http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=88460[/url]

[MB1]

MB1.
..."Blimey!..Thems Nice Panties Mrs Levinson!"

[RAY AGAINST THE MACHINE]

aaarrghh! my eyes!

[OutToPlayJazz]

Perhaps one to sort the men from the boys... Do you have musician's fingers?

[AndyTravis]

Those knickeras are very early 90's softcore!

[OutToPlayJazz]

[quote name='AndyTravis' post='842448' date='May 19 2010, 07:52 PM']Those knickeras are very early 90's softcore![/quote]

I had no idea you were a connoisseur of ladies' underwear, Mr.Travis!

[richrips]

Well...i have been after 70's pickup placement.....

[Clarky]

Why does my skin crawl when I read the part of the eBay description that says "Used: an item that has been previously used". Yuk!

[Spike Vincent]

Shame it's fretless.

[Fat Rich]

You'd have to be a dummy to buy that.

[Marvin]

Hmmm, no bridge pickup. When finger playing I always finger close to the bridge. Only a neck pickup on that one.

[Tait]

[quote name='Marvin' post='842552' date='May 19 2010, 09:25 PM']Hmmm, no bridge pickup. When finger playing I always finger close to the bridge. Only a neck pickup on that one. [/quote]

i dunno if that was a joke that i just didn't get... but there is a bridge pickup.

[Marvin]

[quote name='Tait' post='842609' date='May 19 2010, 10:19 PM']i dunno if that was a joke that i just didn't get... but there is a bridge pickup.[/quote]

Good Lord so there is! I am obviously too embarrassed to look at the breast area. Well spotted.

[E sharp]

I'm just suprised that no-one has yet gone for the G string joke .

[lojo]

Of all the things you could choose to do in your spare time, somebody spent energy and time on this, its nuts

Edited May 20, 2010 by lojo