A warning for all you gigging musos

[The Funk]

[url="http://www.groupiedirt.com/"]Check this site out[/url]. How funny.

[pantherairsoft]

Why someone took the time to type all that up I will never know. :-)

[Earbrass]

Strangely, my detailed reports on Atomic Kitten and the Pussycat Dolls seem to have been omitted.

[Cat Burrito]

A good laugh but I wonder how much of it is made up. Didn't see my band!

[Mr. Foxen]

Unsurprisingly, Glen Danzig likes his groupies to dress as himself.

[Eight]

Trying to work out whether (if legit stories, which is highly unlikely) this is one of the funniest uses of the internet since gopher was abandoned, or whether it's repulsive trash.

[bartelby]

[quote name='Mr. Foxen' post='847722' date='May 25 2010, 05:31 PM']Unsurprisingly, Glen Danzig likes his groupies to dress as himself.[/quote]


Yes, I noticed that too. I wonder if they have to be fat and balding now...

[EdwardHimself]

How old is that page? Considering they're describing layne staley in the present tense as if he is still alive, that means it must have been there for a while!

[bartelby]

[quote name='EdwardHimself' post='847754' date='May 25 2010, 06:07 PM']How old is that page? Considering they're describing layne staley in the present tense as if he is still alive, that means it must have been there for a while![/quote]


unless...

[OldGit]

Hardly the comprehensive reference I was expecting. I don't see Cliff Richard or Alvin Stardust

Edited May 25, 2010 by OldGit

[The inglourious bass turd]

From what I read the bass players do pretty well. Apart from Alex James that is... Hope my mrs doesn't post something on there......

[Dood]

Wow! I'm surprised I'm not on there! Pah ha ha ha!!

Want a quick lesson in finding a woman's G-Spot?

Well, easy really - take your middle finger and take note of the distance from your first knuckle to your finger tip. Holding your hand palm upwards, insert your finger in to your wallet. Now, you're feeling for a ridged area close to the front. That's right, that's the raised text on your credit card. Get used to aiming for this spot and you'll be sure to please everytime lol lol lol lol.


I jest of course ;o)

[cetera]

THIS is where the real up to date action is.....

[url="http://www.voy.com/85692/"]RockGroupie.com Forum[/url]

[ashevans09]

[quote name='cetera' post='848296' date='May 26 2010, 10:40 AM']THIS is where the real up to date action is.....

[url="http://www.voy.com/85692/"]RockGroupie.com Forum[/url][/quote]

I love how everyone there is talking as if they really do have a chance of sleeping with these various musicians. I do have a slight feeling most are talking out there arse...

[fatback]

Scary

[The Funk]

[quote name='cetera' post='848296' date='May 26 2010, 10:40 AM']THIS is where the real up to date action is.....

[url="http://www.voy.com/85692/"]RockGroupie.com Forum[/url][/quote]

I was looking for your entry. I was expecting to see something along the lines of "too polite to refuse a cheeky hand but too faithful to risk anything more - as with the music, almost as good as the real thing".

Edited May 26, 2010 by The Funk

[cetera]

[quote name='The Funk' post='848687' date='May 26 2010, 05:05 PM']I was looking for your entry. I was expecting to see something along the lines of "too polite to refuse a cheeky hand but too faithful to risk anything more - as with the music, almost as good as the real thing". [/quote]


Lol!!! Amanda.... is that you?!?

[basshead56]

[quote name='Mr. Foxen' post='847722' date='May 25 2010, 05:31 PM']Unsurprisingly, Glen Danzig likes his groupies to dress as himself.[/quote]


[quote name='bartelby' post='847753' date='May 25 2010, 06:07 PM']Yes, I noticed that too. I wonder if they have to be fat and balding now...[/quote]


And he´s only got 5...
Definately don´t want to meet him now- never meet your heroes, you´ll only end up disappointed!

[Sarah5string]

LOL that's the funniest thing I've read in ages