Beedster Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Only joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s_u_y_* Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 lol! I wouldn't have minded a horse. A way to get to Central London gigs with no congestion charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Bass Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelboy Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colda Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Mmmmm - steak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_the_bass Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 and here's me thinking you were giving away 1950s heroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Mario_Bass Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaundixon666 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 You will see quite a few confused French people wandering on this site now, expecting to see a nice big horse burger, or maybe a few horse legs in a variety bucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean-Luc Pickguard Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Not this then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBS_freak Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 The thing that makes me laugh about this thread is that I read it back in November and it made me laugh... ...and now in the New Year, I fell for it again. Still... it made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted January 4, 2008 Author Share Posted January 4, 2008 Genius thread isn't it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamster Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Especially as there may have been a turkey shortage and people were on the look-out for an alternative Hamster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBS_freak Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 (edited) [quote name='Beedster' post='113393' date='Jan 4 2008, 10:14 AM']Genius thread isn't it [/quote] The best. I think the thing which adds to it the most is the fact that Beedster's smiley face is there right next to the first post. Edited January 4, 2008 by EBS_freak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazm Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 I just spat coffee over my keyboard laughing. So funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayfan Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 If you're splitting for parts, I'll take a hoof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beedster Posted January 5, 2008 Author Share Posted January 5, 2008 [quote name='EBS_freak' post='113446' date='Jan 4 2008, 11:50 AM']The best. I think the thing which adds to it the most is the fact that Beedster's smiley face is there right next to the first post.[/quote] Mate, that's my angry face, you should see me happy Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBS_freak Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I've got some horseshoes. You can put it on any bass and make it look suitably tasteless. Perfect for your Status, Fender, GB, Shuker, Lakland, Yammy or whatever you happen to currently be playing. OK, it's not quite a horse, but the horse snuffed it and I thought that it would be a shame to let the horse shoes go to waste... Any takers? Chris. Ever smiley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamster Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 [quote name='EBS_freak' post='126893' date='Jan 24 2008, 01:39 PM']I've got some horseshoes. You can put it on any bass and make it look suitably tasteless. Perfect for your Status, Fender, GB, Shuker, Lakland, Yammy or whatever you happen to currently be playing. OK, it's not quite a horse, but the horse snuffed it and I thought that it would be a shame to let the horse shoes go to waste... Any takers? Chris. Ever smiley. [/quote] Are they slip-ons or lace-ups? Hamster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBS_freak Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 [quote name='Hamster' post='126902' date='Jan 24 2008, 01:44 PM']Are they slip-ons or lace-ups? Hamster[/quote] Definately screw in. Although I reckon a couple of tasty hastily nailed in tacks could look quite effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassmouseman Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBS_freak Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 [quote name='Bassmouseman' post='126917' date='Jan 24 2008, 02:03 PM'] [/quote] This is a deadly serious matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenofthedepths Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 [quote name='EBS_freak' post='126927' date='Jan 24 2008, 02:23 PM']This is a deadly serious matter.[/quote] As it should be! Any thoughts on how to attach it to this (anywhere, really) without too much difficulty? I was thinking of taking off the bridge cover and screwing it on just there, but I'd rather not remove anything coz it all adds to the garish factor! [url="http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=5086"]http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?act=attach...ost&id=5086[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamster Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 [quote name='queenofthedepths' post='126945' date='Jan 24 2008, 02:50 PM']As it should be! Any thoughts on how to attach it to this (anywhere, really) without too much difficulty? I was thinking of taking off the bridge cover and screwing it on just there, but I'd rather not remove anything coz it all adds to the garish factor! [url="http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=5086"]http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?act=attach...ost&id=5086[/url][/quote] Ummmmmm - plenty of room on the strap. It would make you look more manly and perhaps attract horse-loving groupies Hamster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauzero Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 [quote name='queenofthedepths' post='126945' date='Jan 24 2008, 02:50 PM']I was thinking of taking off the bridge cover and screwing it on just there, but I'd rather not remove anything coz it all adds to the garish factor! [url="http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=5086"]http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?act=attach...ost&id=5086[/url][/quote] Eee, that'll be lovely once you've finished the defret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenofthedepths Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 [quote name='tauzero' post='127640' date='Jan 25 2008, 11:41 AM']Eee, that'll be lovely once you've finished the defret.[/quote] Hahaha! It actually sounds delicious as it is and is ironically one of my favourite basses to play - of course I could never gig a bass that looked like that... it needs a horseshoe first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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