I drink cough medicine

[Guest TheBigBeefChief]

From Kent.

Been playing 11 months. Absolutely terrible. Girlfriend wants to leave me due to the constant tuneless noise.

26years old.

Right handed. Shoe size 10.

I love custard (has to be Ambrosia in cartons).

Hello.

[David Nimrod]

[quote name='TheBigBeefChief' post='97257' date='Dec 1 2007, 04:06 PM']From Kent.

Been playing 11 months. Absolutely terrible. Girlfriend wants to leave me due to the constant tuneless noise.

26years old.

Right handed. Shoe size 10.

I love custard (has to be Ambrosia in cartons).

Hello.[/quote]


You sound just what this Forum needs ;-)

Welcome!

[Old Horse Murphy]

Right Handed? Shoe size 10?

So much in common except I'm Left handed and take a size 9.

[MacDaddy]

[quote name='TheBigBeefChief' post='97257' date='Dec 1 2007, 04:06 PM']I love custard (has to be Ambrosia in cartons).[/quote]


+1!

[thumbo]

[quote name='TheBigBeefChief' post='97257' date='Dec 1 2007, 04:06 PM']Right handed. Shoe size 10.[/quote]

no way!? Me too! What shoes do you wear mostly?

[Guest TheBigBeefChief]

Rigger Boots and Stilletos.

[beerdragon]

Welcome to basschat. Kent the garden of England. do you have to prune anything?

[Guest TheBigBeefChief]

No, but I really should. It's starting to look like Terry Waite's allotment.

[Kiwi]

LOL better than Amy Winehouse's garden
Welcome TheBigBeefChief

[Hamster]

Welcome! - your brief CV sounds very promising - do you sometimes wear no hat?

Hamster

[steve]

which cough medecine?

[Guest TheBigBeefChief]

TixyLix Cough & Cold.

[stingrayfan]

[quote name='Crazykiwi' post='97292' date='Dec 1 2007, 05:19 PM']LOL better than Amy Winehouse's garden
Welcome TheBigBeefChief [/quote]
Front or back garden? I'm thinking the front one would be a big job involving a sit-on mower.

Welcome BigBeefChief. Tell your girlfriend that owning more basses may make the sound improve. At least 5 of them.

Edited December 1, 2007 by stingrayfan

[Guest TheBigBeefChief]

A very topical point. I want a new bass for Christmas, but she's threatening to leave me if I get one. She already says I'm a terrible lover, have no money and that she's only with me out of pity.

I feel blessed.

[stingrayfan]

[quote name='TheBigBeefChief' post='97369' date='Dec 1 2007, 07:50 PM']A very topical point. I want a new bass for Christmas, but she's threatening to leave me if I get one. She already says I'm a terrible lover, have no money and that she's only with me out of pity.

I feel blessed.[/quote]
Tell her an <insert make and model of bass here> will instantly make you a rich rock star and a better lover. It's all how you sell it. Haha.

[Kiwi]

[quote name='stingrayfan' post='97380' date='Dec 1 2007, 08:11 PM']Tell her an <insert make and model of bass here> will instantly make you a rich rock star and a better lover. It's all how you sell it. Haha.[/quote]
and the more expensive the bass, the harder you get. We're all well hard on this forum, none of us can walk through doors sideways.

[lee4]

Ambrosia?Rice pudding's better.Tell the missus that constantly running your hands over the fretboard will make for better foreplay when you transfer the technique into the bedroom.Does'nt work with slap though.Garden of England....has it got a patio?

[Guest TheBigBeefChief]

Foreplay???

[stingrayfan]

[quote name='TheBigBeefChief' post='97418' date='Dec 1 2007, 09:42 PM']Foreplay???[/quote]
It's a Coldplay tribute band.

[Guest TheBigBeefChief]

I'll have to check them out. My missus keeps going on about them actually. Says she wants "Foreplay". Must be there eponymous debut album.

[steve]

[quote name='TheBigBeefChief' post='97358' date='Dec 1 2007, 07:34 PM']TixyLix Cough & Cold.[/quote]

ugh, i prefer bushmills

[ARGH]

10 mins one way..then 10 mins the other,if she aint wet than shes frigid.

Ambrosia was made 30 miles from my house..the factory closed,its now a storage site....


welcome to the Bass place....

[Paul Cooke]

[quote name='TheBigBeefChief' post='97358' date='Dec 1 2007, 07:34 PM']TixyLix Cough & Cold.[/quote]

are you sure you're a bassist??? cos it sound like there's a drummer inside you trying to get out...

[Kiwi]

[quote name='Paul Cooke' post='97498' date='Dec 2 2007, 07:25 AM']are you sure you're a bassist??? cos it sound like there's a drummer inside you trying to get out... [/quote]
And if so, how did the drummer get there in the first place?

[paul, the]

I'm trying. I'm really trying.
(My sense of humour was removed at birth)

Welcome The BBC.