Competition: Name the Function Band Name!

[OldGit]

Tring Rural
Green Astrope

[Annoying Twit]

Moustache, Beard, Underarms, and a Triangle
Social Worker and the ASBOs
Stairway to Vegas
The Bride's Mother Rocks

[xilddx]

[quote name='Sean' post='914807' date='Aug 4 2010, 12:30 PM']To get you all interested in helping me find a fabulous name for my function band I thought I'd cynically draw your attention with a competition and prizes, afterall it works for thousands of companies everyday! I need some help in finding a name for a function band so I thought that there'd be no better place to find suggestions than BC! T

We're having a real struggle finding a name that suits what we do and that ticks all the boxes that need ticking for the naming procedure.

A bit of background about the band:

[list]
[*]Female-fronted five-piece
[*]Weddings/Functions as main target audience
[*]Usual function band mix of rock/pop/soul/disco covers
[*]Based in South Wales/West of England
[/list]

The name needs to Google well, it needs to be easy to say down the phone without having to explain, repeat or spell to everyone. We'd prefer it to be two words. It needs to appeal to brides and mothers of the bride and it must be cool. Humourous names best avoided as are offensive ones. The .com domain name should also be available.

[b]A set of strings to the winning entry[/b]!

Get those creative juices flowing - good luck to one and all.

Sean[/quote]

Glitter-Ball Eyes

or

Glitterball Eyes


NOT Gary Glitter Eyes.

Edited August 4, 2010 by silddx

[RhysP]

What about "Big Day"?

[Marvin]

Celebrate.

[RhysP]

"Don't shag the bridesmaid"

[Earbrass]

- By Appointment
- Gretna Green Groovers
- Next Year In Reno (for the cynical wedding band )

[Sarah5string]

The cheeky divorcees?

[Marvin]

[quote name='RhysP' post='915066' date='Aug 4 2010, 03:58 PM']"[s]Don't[/s] shag the bridesmaid"[/quote]
Fixed

[Sarah5string]

[quote name='RhysP' post='915066' date='Aug 4 2010, 03:58 PM']"Don't shag the bride"[/quote]
another 'fixed' suggestion

[Marvin]

[quote name='RhysP' post='915066' date='Aug 4 2010, 03:58 PM']"Don't shag the bride"[/quote]


[quote name='Sarah5string' post='915076' date='Aug 4 2010, 04:01 PM']another 'fixed' suggestion [/quote]

I've already broken that rule, but I was the groom.

[Mr. Foxen]

[quote name='RhysP' post='915066' date='Aug 4 2010, 03:58 PM']"We shag the bridesmaid (so you don't have to)"[/quote]

Folly Functional

[Dandelion]

A bit on the side.

Motherdie.

Honeymoon Hell.

Waitress and the Tips.

No win no fee.

Buffet time.

Smack the bride.

Groom in the closet.

Pie & peas.

Decree Absolute.

Rock Dysfunction.

[Earbrass]

- Borrowed And Blue (I used to be in a duo called this)
- The Pre-nuptuals

[cheddatom]

Aunt Bessie and the Faggots!

[Marvin]

The First Dance.

EDIT:
or

The Last Requests

Edited August 4, 2010 by Marvin

[Dandelion]

Volovant anyone.

Pass the salt.

Grandads dead.

Food fight.

Erection section.

[Marvin]

The Brawl

The Cat Fighters

[Earbrass]

[quote name='Dandelion' post='915085' date='Aug 4 2010, 04:06 PM']Rock Dysfunction.[/quote]

Only just got that one!

[Dave Vader]

See you at the divorce bash next year

[Marvin]

A follow on from Rock Dysfunction -- Rock Displace.

The Shin Digs.

The Knot Tiers.

all manifestations must play Grounds for Divorce

[Dandelion]

Repent at leisure.

Salmonella breakfast.

Violent Domestic.

Goodbye Tranquillity.

Aisle, Altar, Hymn

[Marvin]

Chuck and Huey and the Love Hate Set.

Hell on Earth.

Devil in a White Dress.

Edited August 4, 2010 by Marvin

[Dandelion]

Wedding on a shoestring.

Don`t look now, but the Brides kinda fat.

Cilit Bang!

Fatboy Slimfast.

Elizabeth Duke.

Dorothy Perkins.

Dorothy Merkins.

Flush the Goldfish.

[Bikenbass]

Scolds Bridle

She Got The House

Lawyers Win

Singled Out

Alimony

Haste and Repent