Competition: Name the Function Band Name!

[OldGit]

Most of ours would probably book a band called

Second Time Lucky

[thisnameistaken]

I was looking at records from the 1901 census today and the heading on the final column reads "1] Deaf & Dumb 2] Blind 3] Lunatic 4] Imbecile / Feeble-minded"

Pick any two.

Funnily enough in that column I only ever saw single ticks. You can't just tick a column with four optional and quite wide-ranging characteristics!

[OutToPlayJazz]

"Tuxedo Funktion"

"Let's Dance"

"All For You"

On the sillier side, I'd suggest, "Hezbollah & the Katucha Cowboys" or "<<Girl singer's name here>> & those psychedelic sailors on the rocking sea of groove"

Edited August 4, 2010 by OutToPlayJazz

[JamieBenzies]

You could take the death metal approach with 'Cannibal Bride' or 'Matrimonial Nailgun'.

[yorks5stringer]

2 names I've always wanted to use are:

Tipping Point

Elephant in the Room

[RhysP]

[quote name='yorks5stringer' post='915414' date='Aug 4 2010, 09:51 PM']Elephant in the Room[/quote]
Not a great idea if the bride is a bit of a bloater.

[Cat Burrito]

Always the Bridesmaid

[moonbass]

We've just named our function band, and a few of the rejects which I quite liked were:

Amen Brother
Pink Cake
Soul Power
and
Funkzilla

But you realise that this is all futile as the more suggestions you get, the harder it gets to decide... and the worse the suggestions get!
Andy

[Mr. Foxen]

Tuxic avenger,

[OldGit]

[quote name='yorks5stringer' post='915414' date='Aug 4 2010, 09:51 PM']2 names I've always wanted to use are:

Tipping Point

Elephant in the Room[/quote]

[url="http://tippingpointband.com/"]http://tippingpointband.com/[/url]

[url="http://www.myspace.com/elephantintheroomau"]http://www.myspace.com/elephantintheroomau[/url]

[Bigwan]

Dr Gravity and the heavys

[OldGit]

[quote name='RhysP' post='915425' date='Aug 4 2010, 10:11 PM']Not a great idea if the bride is a bit of a bloater. [/quote]

or pregnant ....


Welsh valleys joke:

Mrs Jones "I hear Mrs Lloyd's youngest girl's getting married"
Mrs Harris "Really? Is she pregnant?"
Mrs Jones "No"
Mrs Harris "Oooh! There's posh!"

[cheddatom]

The purple helmet warriors.

[Sibob]

Based on the submissions in the thread currently......I'm re-stating my opinion that NO-ONE cares about a covers band's name!

Si

[cheddatom]

"the duplicators"
"the copy cats"

Edited August 5, 2010 by cheddatom

[spike]

Brown Eyed Valerie & The Mustangs

[OldGit]

[quote name='spike' post='915764' date='Aug 5 2010, 11:46 AM']Brown Eyed Valerie & The Mustangs[/quote]


We have a winner!